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The reason Superman changes outfits so fast in the phone booth is because Chuck Norris needed to make a call.
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Ground Chuck was invented when Chuck Norris round housed an entire field of cattle.
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Lady Gagga is really Chuck Norris letting out his creative side.
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When you type in Chuck Norris in Google and click "I'm feeling lucky", Chuck Norris kills you anyway since nobody gets lucky when Chuck Norris is involved.
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Chuck Norris can make Young Money's bedrock.
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Chuck Norris's foot is a weapon of mass destruction. It destroys mass.
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Chuck Norris once decided to try to kick his own ass...just to prove once and for all that it couldn't be done.
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Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography about you.
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Chuck Norris just came back from his third kamikaze mission.
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Everyt ime Chuck Norris steps outside, the doomesday clock ticks forward.
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If you type Chuch Norris in your GPS, It'll lead you to a roundhouse kick to the face!
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Chuck Norris once sneezed on my computer now it has a virus.
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Next time you feel pain, just think of Chuck Norris.....it could have been a lot worse.
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Chuck Norris never dies, he's just waiting to re-spawn.
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Chuck Norris can swallow a live chicken and poop it out plucked.
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Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a mannequin.
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Chuck Norris knows what Bill Murray whispered to Scarlet Johannsen in Lost in Translation.
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Chuck Norris got an F on his Physics test and passed.
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In the 1960s China experienced a mysterious population increase in the billions, it was later discovered that Chuck Norris spent a spring break there during the love wave of the 60s.
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Chuck Norris loves his cookies. That is the only reason why Santa Claus no longer exists.
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