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Chuck Norris can catch AND release a cold.

Rated 3.56/5 (18 Votes)

Ugly Betty used to be beautiful. Then Chuck Norris kicked her in the face.

Rated 3.42/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris once ate a Rubik's cube with one of the colored stickers missing and crapped it out solved.

Rated 4.11/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can serve a life sentence in prison and live to talk about it.

Rated 4.11/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris can cut a diamond with glass.

Rated 3.67/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris watched 2 girls 1 cup, and got a craving for some chocolate ice cream immediately after.

Rated 3.22/5 (23 Votes)

What goes around comes around, except when it sees Chuck Norris it keeps going and never comes around again.

Rated 3.62/5 (13 Votes)

Zombies are what you get when you try to be Chuck Norris for halloween.

Rated 3.3/5 (10 Votes)

During the night, Chuck Norris's beard goes out to buy cigarettes for kids.

Rated 1.75/5 (12 Votes)

Every horror movie monster and every explosion in a movie is really just Chuck Norris taking his shirt off.

Rated 2.5/5 (10 Votes)

Viagra is just a tablet made of Chuck Norris earwax.

Rated 3.5/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can eat a cow and crap 5 big macs and a happy meal.

Rated 3.7/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris bathes in hydrochloric acid and brushes his teeth with a grinding wheel.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can explain color to a blind person.

Rated 3.57/5 (28 Votes)

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the beer gets drunk.

Rated 3.96/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris can update his facebook from myspace.

Rated 3.56/5 (16 Votes)

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris, but usually they grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.15/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris can fly two jets simultaneously with an x-box 360 controller.

Rated 3.07/5 (14 Votes)

Steven hawking thought he was smarter then Chuck Norris, he got what he diserved.

Rated 1.93/5 (14 Votes)

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways.

Rated 4.05/5 (22 Votes)
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