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Chuck Norris took it seriously when Micheal Jackson said "This is it.".
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Chuck Norris CAN drink and drive.
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Chuck Norris jogs to the moon and back every mourning before breakfast.
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Chuck Norris cooks by round house kicking his food to the sun and back.
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Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then you can say it fowards.
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Kids at birthday parties try to get all candles blown out in one breath. Chuck Norris trys to get Forest Fires out in one breath.
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Chuck Norris can set a fire extinguisher on fire.
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Chuck Norris hunger cannot be fed.
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The BP Oil Ship sank because it blocked Chuck Norris from taking his daily swimming routine around the world.
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When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.
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When Chuck Norris starts a war, he also ends them.
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People go UFO sighting, outer space aliens go Chuck Norris sighting.
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Chuck Norris can eat his own head.
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There were three nerds walking down an ally when a genie popped up in front of them. The genie said I will grant each of you one wish. The first nerd said excitedly i want to be two times cooler than i am now. and then he turned into a cool guy with skinny jeans, converse and shades. The second nerd said i want to be two two times cooler than that guy. then he turned into a cool guy with a leather jacket, converse and shades.and the third guy said i want to be two times cooler than that guy........and he turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats thunder and farts lightning.
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Chuck Norris WALKS at mach 3.
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The dos equis man is the feminine manifestation of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fights fire with fists.
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Dragons breath fire. Chuck Norris breathes lightning.
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Chuck owns a room full of iPods with recordings of his victims screaming.
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