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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rated 3.14/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris was annoyed by the noise coming from his neighbor's house. So he moved his neighbor's house.

Rated 3.3/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN put mm's in alphabetical order.

Rated 3.72/5 (36 Votes)

When Chuck Norris puts money in the parking meter, a gumball comes out.

Rated 3.87/5 (31 Votes)

The only way Chuck Norris can die is if he wants to.

Rated 2.82/5 (22 Votes)

There's a reason China is the most populated country in the world. It's as far away on the planet as you can get from Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.7/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris can score a hole in one in football, touchdown in baseball, and a homerun in golf.

Rated 3.58/5 (19 Votes)

Staring at Chuck Norris is bad for the sun.

Rated 3.95/5 (38 Votes)

Chuck Norris' farts are not silent, but are deadly.

Rated 2.53/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris once went to the North Pole, and then continued 50 miles further to the North.

Rated 3.47/5 (19 Votes)

Normal people are able to 'Poke' other people on Facebook. Chuck Norris is the only one able to click 'Round House Kick' on others.

Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes swimming with Jaws, Jaws is the one that needs a bigger boat.

Rated 3.26/5 (19 Votes)

When Chuck Norris gets thrown in jail, he isn't trapped with other prisoners; the prisoners are trapped in there with him.

Rated 3.33/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris mathematically proved that the bird is the word.

Rated 3.83/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't find the party, the party finds him.

Rated 2.9/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris hunted down and killed casper.

Rated 3.3/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris repaired the Metrodome roof using a needle and thread.

Rated 2.64/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt win, he just allows you to lose.

Rated 3.88/5 (42 Votes)

While America celebrates Thanksgiving Day, Chuck Norris celebrates Yourwelcomesgiving Day.

Rated 3.06/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can jump 10 feet in the air.........on his hands.

Rated 2.88/5 (24 Votes)
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