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The Law is always wrong when Chuck Norris steps into court.
Rated 2.73/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris once pooped out a birdhouse after he ate wood and nails for breakfast.
Rated 3.05/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason bad things happen to good people.
Rated 3.24/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris waited patiently in al capones vault 63 years just so he could give geraldo rivera the beating of a lifetime.
Rated 2.35/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris made E.T phone home!
Rated 3.36/5 (22 Votes)
Santa Claus sits on Chuck Norris' lap.
Rated 3.95/5 (37 Votes)
When Chuck Norris gets dehydrated, gasoline prices rise.
Rated 3.67/5 (24 Votes)
Chuck Norris knows the independence day of england.
Rated 2.5/5 (20 Votes)
It's okay that the START treaty was passed. We never signed a Chuck Norris reduction treaty.
Rated 2.93/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris built a treehouse with a basement in it.
Rated 4.06/5 (47 Votes)
We have nothing to fear, but...Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.8/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris and Eminem meet on a street.
Eminem says: "I'm not afraid"
Chuck Norris says: "I love the way you lie!"
Rated 3.42/5 (31 Votes)
What has 1 million teeth and can hold back the Hulk? Chuck Norris' zipper.
Rated 3.42/5 (36 Votes)
Chuck Norris laid a finger on your Butter Finger.
Rated 3.52/5 (25 Votes)
Chuck Norris can tear a page out of Facebook.
Rated 3.9/5 (42 Votes)
Micheal Jackson can Moon Walk, but Chuck Norris can Sunrun.
Rated 4.06/5 (35 Votes)
Chuck Norris can kick a woman in the balls.
Rated 3.92/5 (71 Votes)
Chuck Norris NEVER loses a sock in the washing machine.
Rated 3.17/5 (24 Votes)
The only time Chuck Norris cried, Noah and his family were the only survivors.
Rated 3.72/5 (25 Votes)
When CHUCK NORRIS was playing with his kinect he did a roundhouse kick and the kinect broke down because no one can imitate CHUCK NORRIS!
Rated 3/5 (28 Votes)