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The Law is always wrong when Chuck Norris steps into court.

Rated 2.73/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris once pooped out a birdhouse after he ate wood and nails for breakfast.

Rated 3.05/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason bad things happen to good people.

Rated 3.24/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris waited patiently in al capones vault 63 years just so he could give geraldo rivera the beating of a lifetime.

Rated 2.35/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris made E.T phone home!

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Santa Claus sits on Chuck Norris' lap.

Rated 3.95/5 (37 Votes)

When Chuck Norris gets dehydrated, gasoline prices rise.

Rated 3.67/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows the independence day of england.

Rated 2.5/5 (20 Votes)

It's okay that the START treaty was passed. We never signed a Chuck Norris reduction treaty.

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Chuck Norris built a treehouse with a basement in it.

Rated 4.06/5 (47 Votes)

We have nothing to fear, but...Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.8/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris and Eminem meet on a street. Eminem says: "I'm not afraid" Chuck Norris says: "I love the way you lie!"

Rated 3.42/5 (31 Votes)

What has 1 million teeth and can hold back the Hulk? Chuck Norris' zipper.

Rated 3.42/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris laid a finger on your Butter Finger.

Rated 3.52/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris can tear a page out of Facebook.

Rated 3.9/5 (42 Votes)

Micheal Jackson can Moon Walk, but Chuck Norris can Sunrun.

Rated 4.06/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kick a woman in the balls.

Rated 3.92/5 (71 Votes)

Chuck Norris NEVER loses a sock in the washing machine.

Rated 3.17/5 (24 Votes)

The only time Chuck Norris cried, Noah and his family were the only survivors.

Rated 3.72/5 (25 Votes)

When CHUCK NORRIS was playing with his kinect he did a roundhouse kick and the kinect broke down because no one can imitate CHUCK NORRIS!

Rated 3/5 (28 Votes)
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