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Chuck Norris is classified a natural disaster.
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Merck keeps a lifetime supply of epilepsy meds for Chuck Norris; otherwise a single attack would cause a massive, worldwide earthquake.
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Chuck Norris once built a life size model of the entire world out of a tooth pick , rubberband, and toothpaste.
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The Berlin Wall fell because Chuck Norris urinated on it.
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Saddam chose to be hung rather than look Chuck Norris in the Face.
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Chuck Norris does not fart or burp. Nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris let the dogs out... And no one is going to do anything about it.
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The Chuck Norris roundhouse kick event is the highlight of the olympics.
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Chuck Norris donates blood. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris can chew air.
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Chuck Norris can nail jello to a tree.
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Chuck Norris can breathe..... In a Vacuum.
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Chuck Norris made his first paper airplane when he was 4 years old..... it landed yesterday.
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It is speculated that Chuck Norris did a cannon ball...some say he farted..either way...India got screwed...
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A movie critic gave a Chuck Norris movie 2 stars. The other 3 are still spinning around his head.
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When superman saves someone he needs to rush, when Chuck Norris saves someone he can take his time cause even if they've died...it still counts.
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Chuck Norris decides all hurricane names, its the first person he'd killed that day.
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When you do Chuck Norris a favor...you thank him, because you lived.
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Chuck Norris has the only black belt in sex.
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When Chuck Norris flew in, his arms weren't tired.
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