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Chuck Norris is classified a natural disaster.

Rated 2.96/5 (27 Votes)

Merck keeps a lifetime supply of epilepsy meds for Chuck Norris; otherwise a single attack would cause a massive, worldwide earthquake.

Rated 2.08/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris once built a life size model of the entire world out of a tooth pick , rubberband, and toothpaste.

Rated 3.18/5 (11 Votes)

The Berlin Wall fell because Chuck Norris urinated on it.

Rated 3.43/5 (14 Votes)

Saddam chose to be hung rather than look Chuck Norris in the Face.

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Chuck Norris does not fart or burp. Nothing escapes Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.79/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris let the dogs out... And no one is going to do anything about it.

Rated 3/5 (12 Votes)

The Chuck Norris roundhouse kick event is the highlight of the olympics.

Rated 2.13/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris donates blood. Just never his own.

Rated 3.38/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can chew air.

Rated 2.71/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can nail jello to a tree.

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Chuck Norris can breathe..... In a Vacuum.

Rated 3.55/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris made his first paper airplane when he was 4 years old..... it landed yesterday.

Rated 4.13/5 (23 Votes)

It is speculated that Chuck Norris did a cannon ball...some say he farted..either way...India got screwed...

Rated 3.65/5 (17 Votes)

A movie critic gave a Chuck Norris movie 2 stars. The other 3 are still spinning around his head.

Rated 3.93/5 (15 Votes)

When superman saves someone he needs to rush, when Chuck Norris saves someone he can take his time cause even if they've died...it still counts.

Rated 3.1/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris decides all hurricane names, its the first person he'd killed that day.

Rated 3.69/5 (13 Votes)

When you do Chuck Norris a favor...you thank him, because you lived.

Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris has the only black belt in sex.

Rated 2.86/5 (14 Votes)

When Chuck Norris flew in, his arms weren't tired.

Rated 2.89/5 (9 Votes)
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