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In preschool Chuck Norris only needed 2 letters to recite the alphabet, F and U.
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Chuck Norris' first words were "I Win".
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Chuck Norris can win the lottery with numbers.
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If you ever have an idea, its always belongs to Chuck Norris.
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All of Jay Z's 99 problems are Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ate the easter bunny for lunch.
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If you are sentenced to the death penalty, Chuck Norris will be waiting for you.
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Chuck Norris banged the tooth fairy.
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Chuck Norris gave santa clause coal for christmas.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to pick his boogers. The boogers jump out.
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There's no leprechaun with a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. It's Chuck Norris.
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King Kong turned into Queen Kong after dealing with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can write with his eyes.
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Chuck Norris sued the Mr. Universe contest for copyright infringement.
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A picture says a thousand words, but a picture of Chuck Norris is not allowed to speak.
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During intercourse Chuck Norris is always at the bottom...
Chuck Norris can never be taken for a ride!!!
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Terminator told Chuck Norris "I'll be back"
Chuck Norris is still waiting.
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Behind every great man is a woman
Behind every great woman is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Can drink a BudLight and taste the Rockies.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play hot potato, he plays live grenade.
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