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When playing scrabble the word Chuck Norris will give you infinite points.

Rated 3.07/5 (14 Votes)

According to Chuck Norris the world will end when he says so.

Rated 2.75/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris and super man got in a fight on a bet, the loser had wear there underwear outside there pants.

Rated 3.9/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris farted in the Grand Canyon and never heard the end of it!

Rated 3.33/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt get ready for work, work gets ready for Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.91/5 (11 Votes)

Some people get "thrown under the bus", the bus gets thrown under Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can microwave metal.

Rated 2.69/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris is not afraid of things that go bump in the night. The night is afraid of bumping into Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.6/5 (10 Votes)

The Dhali Lama once quoted a line from Walker Texas ranger.

Rated 2.47/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris' first round house kick was known as "the kick heard around the world".

Rated 2.54/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris never had to learn how to tie his shoes. He just stared them down and they laced themselves.

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Its all fun and games til Chuck Norris shows up.

Rated 3.7/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented testosterone.

Rated 2.67/5 (12 Votes)

Jedi use the force but the force uses Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.85/5 (13 Votes)

Chcuk Norris doesnt breath, he holds air hostage.

Rated 3.17/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can garggle toothpaste and brush w/ mouthwash.

Rated 2.29/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris punches himself for pratice.

Rated 1.55/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a circle today it is called a square.

Rated 1.91/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris can tell when paint is dry just by listening to it.

Rated 3.08/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris could roundhouse kick bill gates and turn his company into Microhard.

Rated 2.69/5 (16 Votes)
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