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Chuck Norris went looking for a rabbit in a forest. He came out with a bear and the bear was saying "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit".

Rated 3.37/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris spilled milk. The spilt milk cried and made its way back into the carton.

Rated 3.24/5 (21 Votes)

Bruises are caused by Chuck Norris tapping you once with his finger.

Rated 1.63/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make you fly to the other side of the world with the flick of the finger.

Rated 2.14/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris was once asked in an interview what he thought about all the Chuck Norris jokes going around. He simply said "They aren't jokes" and went back to drinking his mug of nails.

Rated 3.85/5 (78 Votes)

Chuck Norris can un-mash potatoes.

Rated 3.44/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris dosent have doors in his house. Only walls that he walks through.

Rated 2.75/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses his beard to sharpen his knives.

Rated 2.95/5 (21 Votes)

Confucius say: "Wise man not face front of bull, not face back of mule, not face Chuck Norris.".

Rated 3.11/5 (19 Votes)

Trix are for kids, but Chuck Norris eats them anyway.

Rated 2.48/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can walk a tight rope upsidedown.

Rated 3.41/5 (22 Votes)

Lay's Potato Chips had to change their slogan to" Chuck Norris can eat just one".

Rated 2.73/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not need Twitter. He is already following you.

Rated 3.65/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris has never misspelled a word. Microsoft will automatically issue an Office Update to match Chuck's spelling.

Rated 3.67/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris jumped into a pool of sharks and came out with sushi.

Rated 3/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can put skittles in alphabetical order.

Rated 3.35/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris can wallride the wall of china with a skatebaord.

Rated 2.47/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can punch you in the face. With his hands in his pockets.

Rated 3.11/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can run on one foot.

Rated 2.9/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck was once served a raw T-bone steak. He ate the bone and killed the waiter with the meat.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)
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