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Chuck Norris was at a bar and someone slipped a drug in his drink. That person never made it back home.

Rated 3.54/5 (13 Votes)

Hercules had 13 labors. His 13th one was fighting Chuck Norris. But because he was beaten up so badly, people only talk about the first 12.

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Chuck Norris can drink a gallon of milk in 37 seconds.

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The song "Wake me up when September ends" was about a man who got round-house kicked by Chuck Norris in August.

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Chuck Norris invented bacon by throwing a pig through a chain link fence.

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Chuck Norris' dog is a kick boxer.

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Chuck Norris can fatten a cow on the day of slaughter.

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Chuck Norris can see the invisibe man.

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If you stare at the Amecrican Flag long enough a 3-D image of Chuck Norris appears.

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Chuck Norris can snap with his toes.

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The term thug for life Originally came from Chuck Norris because of his escape from new york in 1997.

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Chuck Norris exfoliates his skin with battery acid.

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Chuck Norris can punch you in the face twice before you blink.

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Before accepting a job, Chuck Norris requires all potential employers to send him their company’s resume along with 300 references.

Rated 3.32/5 (19 Votes)

Per Mike Huckabee: “Chuck Norris & I both: 1) share a love of America, 2) share Christian values and 3) were together in 2001, when we single handedly attacked the headquarters of a Columbian drug cartel killing 17, wounding 12 and capturing 19.” Per Snopes.com: “FALSE statement”…”Chuck Norris went to Columbia alone”.

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Chuck Norris can handle the truth.

Rated 3.06/5 (18 Votes)

If Chuck Norris starts humming, you better starting singing in French to go with the song.

Rated 2.7/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can punch and kick you with both hands and feet at the same time.

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The day after Chuck Norris was born, his afterbirth enlisted as a Navy Seal.

Rated 3.76/5 (33 Votes)

The original idea for "Biggest Loser" was for it to be a documentary interviewing those who fought Chuck. The idea was scrapped when the producers realized you couldn't interview someone who had ceased to exist.

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