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Chuck Norris can look a gift horse in the mouth.

Rated 2.27/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris can jump out of his clothes.

Rated 2.78/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't use tools to fix his car, he only uses his fingers.

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Chuck Norris once swallowed a cup of cinnamon. He almost coughed.

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Bartenders tip Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.88/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris can skydive underwater.

Rated 3.32/5 (22 Votes)

If Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you will die.

Rated 4.04/5 (48 Votes)

17% of women have never experienced an orgasm. Coincidently, that is the same percent of women who've never met Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.63/5 (19 Votes)

When Chuck Norris decides to use a gun instead of his fists, it's to give his opponents a sporting chance.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

P-Diddy wakes up feeling like Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.29/5 (17 Votes)

Everytime you masturbate Chuck Norris kills a kitten.

Rated 3.19/5 (16 Votes)

You can feel Chuck Norris' punch seconds before he punches you.

Rated 3.4/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris blows the seeds out of an apple before he eats it.

Rated 3.33/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris downs a liter of Hennesey before he gets started on the shots.

Rated 3.44/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris can feed 30 people with a sardine.

Rated 3.14/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can build a deadly bomb using a potato, a piece of floss and green food coloring.

Rated 3.43/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris plays football by himself. In a tennis court.

Rated 3.38/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris sprinted forward while doing the moonwalk.

Rated 3.36/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris now lives in Eagle Pass. He has a set of balls made out of brass. When they clang together, It plays stormy weather. And lightening shoots out of his ass.

Rated 3.37/5 (27 Votes)

The police use Chuck Norris as their emergency contact number.

Rated 3.68/5 (28 Votes)
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