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Chuck Norris can kick you on your ankle with his head.

Rated 2.69/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can catch a fly with one chopstick.

Rated 4.08/5 (38 Votes)

Kids had once stole candy from a store. Chuck Norris had once stole a security guard from a store.

Rated 3.56/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris can win a Pool game in the first go.

Rated 3.22/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't run away from ghosts on pacman. The ghosts run away from him.

Rated 4.03/5 (33 Votes)

While a waiter is getting Chuck Norris a glass of water, he drinks down a 1.75L of Hennessey.

Rated 2.84/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris can punch your mind out.

Rated 2.65/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can sing high notes in sign language.

Rated 3.9/5 (40 Votes)

Chuck Norris can eat 100 White Castle burgers. After getting stuffed at a Chinese buffet.

Rated 2.35/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats pizza with a spoon because it's faster.

Rated 3.05/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris once woke up to find his car stolen. By the time he reached outside, the thief quickly returned the car and committed suicide.

Rated 3.94/5 (33 Votes)

There once was a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it would not sell, cause it would not take shit from anybody.

Rated 3.67/5 (30 Votes)

I carry a gun because Chuck Norris is too heavy.

Rated 3.97/5 (29 Votes)

Charlie Sheen is on a drug. It's called Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.37/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris' favorite flavor of Kool-Aid is Jack Daniels.

Rated 3.83/5 (46 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't use a condom. He uses a hefty bag.

Rated 4.1/5 (42 Votes)

If you look at the Price tag on China you'll see it says; "Made By Chuck Norris".

Rated 3.87/5 (47 Votes)

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite which interestingly is the scientific name given to Chuck Norris' boogers.

Rated 4.06/5 (54 Votes)

The sun is not allowed to go down on Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.38/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris now owns a miniature giraffe. Epic Win now a quadriplegic. Any questions?

Rated 2.45/5 (33 Votes)
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