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Chuck Norris can kick you on your ankle with his head.
Rated 2.69/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris can catch a fly with one chopstick.
Rated 4.08/5 (38 Votes)
Kids had once stole candy from a store. Chuck Norris had once stole a security guard from a store.
Rated 3.56/5 (41 Votes)
Chuck Norris can win a Pool game in the first go.
Rated 3.22/5 (36 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't run away from ghosts on pacman. The ghosts run away from him.
Rated 4.03/5 (33 Votes)
While a waiter is getting Chuck Norris a glass of water, he drinks down a 1.75L of Hennessey.
Rated 2.84/5 (25 Votes)
Chuck Norris can punch your mind out.
Rated 2.65/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris can sing high notes in sign language.
Rated 3.9/5 (40 Votes)
Chuck Norris can eat 100 White Castle burgers. After getting stuffed at a Chinese buffet.
Rated 2.35/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris eats pizza with a spoon because it's faster.
Rated 3.05/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris once woke up to find his car stolen. By the time he reached outside, the thief quickly returned the car and committed suicide.
Rated 3.94/5 (33 Votes)
There once was a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it would not sell, cause it would not take shit from anybody.
Rated 3.67/5 (30 Votes)
I carry a gun because Chuck Norris is too heavy.
Rated 3.97/5 (29 Votes)
Charlie Sheen is on a drug. It's called Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.37/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris' favorite flavor of Kool-Aid is Jack Daniels.
Rated 3.83/5 (46 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't use a condom. He uses a hefty bag.
Rated 4.1/5 (42 Votes)
If you look at the Price tag on China you'll see it says; "Made By Chuck Norris".
Rated 3.87/5 (47 Votes)
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite which interestingly is the scientific name given to Chuck Norris' boogers.
Rated 4.06/5 (54 Votes)
The sun is not allowed to go down on Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.38/5 (24 Votes)
Chuck Norris now owns a miniature giraffe. Epic Win now a quadriplegic. Any questions?
Rated 2.45/5 (33 Votes)