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Chuck Norris doesn't join forces. he forces them to join him.
Rated 3.29/5 (24 Votes)
City Hall can't fight Chuck Norris.
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The Kool-aid man once broke through Chuck Norris's wall and said "Ohhh No.".
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CHUCK NORRIS is 1/8 cherokee because he ate a freakin indian.
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Theres no LIVING rooms in Chuck Norris house.
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Chuck Norris can make u have nightmares...in the afternoon.
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Chuck Norris ate puppies insted of gerber when he has a baby.
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Chuck Norris irons his pants with the human shin bone.
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Mother Teresa said Chuck Norris was the only man she ever wanted to marry.
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Chuck Norris backpacked through Europe during the Black Plague.
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Chuck Norris laughs over spilt milk.
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Chuck Norris laughs last and laughs best. Always.
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There are two types of people in this world: Chuck Norris and the rest.
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When Chuck Norris is on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, he doesn't phone-a-friend, they phone him.
Rated 3.48/5 (25 Votes)
What does Chuck Norris and camel spit have in common? You donít want to take a shot in the face from either one of them. But you are likely to survive camel spit.
Rated 3.52/5 (27 Votes)
Chuck Norris once rode a Brahma Bull in a rodeo.....nine months later it had a calf.
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In Soviet Russia... Chuck Norris still kicks your ass!
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Chuck Norris was challenged in a peeing contest, the other guy drowned.
Rated 4.06/5 (48 Votes)
After the song, "The Final Countdown" came out, Chuck Norris counted again.
Rated 4.05/5 (58 Votes)
The six Chinese elements are earth, fire, wood, metal, water and Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.7/5 (40 Votes)