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Chuck Norris shot the deputy. Then roundhouse kicked him to the face.

Rated 2.72/5 (32 Votes)

Fat people can eat lots of food. Chuck Norris can eat lots of fat people.

Rated 3.56/5 (36 Votes)

Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.9/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can speak 57 languages in english.

Rated 4/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris once asked government authorities if they wanted him to be another form of capital punishment.

Rated 4.13/5 (90 Votes)

Chuck Norris can see..over the horizon.

Rated 3.44/5 (9 Votes)

Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.1/5 (3520 Votes)

If you don't rate this fact about Chuck Norris... He will roundhouse kick you in the face. You choice die or rate this fact awesome.

Rated 4.05/5 (58 Votes)

Someone would die to not die from Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.44/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not spell his name with letters.

Rated 3.94/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can win a game of scrable with numbers.

Rated 3.13/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he allows the air to enter his nose.

Rated 4.06/5 (16 Votes)

Microsoft's latest operating system has a new user account. It's called the Chuck Norris account. It can delete the operating system and the hardware.

Rated 2.92/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris was an anti aircraft gun in world war two.

Rated 3.1/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris was once asked what he felt when he shot criminals, he simply shrugged and said "Recoil".

Rated 4.07/5 (15 Votes)

There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold and turned up the earths thermostat.

Rated 3.85/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt get rick roll'd, Rick Astley gets Chuck roll'd.

Rated 4/5 (16 Votes)

When Chuck Norris shaves, he makes the razor bleed!

Rated 3.27/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris can drink beer with his nose. Using a straw.

Rated 3.27/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris made Atlantis sink.

Rated 3.94/5 (33 Votes)
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