Browse Through Our Collection of 5,191 Chuck Norris Jokes
Browse through our full list of Chuck Norris Facts...
(listed from oldest to newest)
Chuck Norris shot the deputy. Then roundhouse kicked him to the face.
Rated 2.72/5 (32 Votes)
Fat people can eat lots of food. Chuck Norris can eat lots of fat people.
Rated 3.56/5 (36 Votes)
Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.9/5 (20 Votes)
Chuck Norris can speak 57 languages in english.
Rated 4.04/5 (23 Votes)
Chuck Norris once asked government authorities if they wanted him to be another form of capital punishment.
Rated 4.13/5 (91 Votes)
Chuck Norris can see..over the horizon.
Rated 3.44/5 (9 Votes)
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.1/5 (3523 Votes)
If you don't rate this fact about Chuck Norris... He will roundhouse kick you in the face. You choice die or rate this fact awesome.
Rated 4.07/5 (59 Votes)
Someone would die to not die from Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.3/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris does not spell his name with letters.
Rated 3.94/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrable with numbers.
Rated 3.13/5 (8 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he allows the air to enter his nose.
Rated 4.06/5 (16 Votes)
Microsoft's latest operating system has a new user account. It's called the Chuck Norris account. It can delete the operating system and the hardware.
Rated 2.92/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris was an anti aircraft gun in world war two.
Rated 3.1/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris was once asked what he felt when he shot criminals, he simply shrugged and said "Recoil".
Rated 4.07/5 (15 Votes)
There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold and turned up the earths thermostat.
Rated 3.85/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesnt get rick roll'd, Rick Astley gets Chuck roll'd.
Rated 4/5 (16 Votes)
When Chuck Norris shaves, he makes the razor bleed!
Rated 3.27/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris can drink beer with his nose. Using a straw.
Rated 3.42/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris made Atlantis sink.
Rated 3.94/5 (33 Votes)