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Every time an angel dies, Chuck Norris gets dinner.
Rated 3/5 (24 Votes)
Chuck Norris' universal remote really does control the universe.
Rated 4/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris does not shake hands. he makes them tremble.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a rabbit so hard it crapped an egg. Hence, Easter exists.
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Chuck Norris uses his beard to grate cheese onto his nachos.
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Chuck Norris knows every single Chuck Norris Joke.
Rated 3.38/5 (29 Votes)
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
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Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was a kid: there were no survivors.
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Chuck Norris can ride a bike with no handlebars.
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Chuck Norris's words don't hurt.... they kill.
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Chuck Norris can trip an amputee.
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Q: Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
A: He had his reasons- and you'll drop the subject if ya know what's good for you.
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Chuch Norris can find the circumfrince of a triangle.
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While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete.
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Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he spent building a snowman at the bottom.
Rated 3.82/5 (39 Votes)
Chuck Norris TV is powered by human blood, and he watches tv 24/7.
Rated 3.3/5 (23 Votes)
Stonehenge was made from Chuck Norris playing jenga.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish Chinese.
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Chuck Norris visited North Korea and was allowed freedom of speech and full access to the Internet.
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Chuck Norris can open a bank account ... with his bare hands!
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