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Every time an angel dies, Chuck Norris gets dinner.

Rated 3/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris' universal remote really does control the universe.

Rated 4/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not shake hands. he makes them tremble.

Rated 4.13/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a rabbit so hard it crapped an egg. Hence, Easter exists.

Rated 4.09/5 (54 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses his beard to grate cheese onto his nachos.

Rated 3.04/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows every single Chuck Norris Joke.

Rated 3.38/5 (29 Votes)

Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

Rated 4.12/5 (176 Votes)

Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was a kid: there were no survivors.

Rated 3.68/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can ride a bike with no handlebars.

Rated 2.56/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris's words don't hurt.... they kill.

Rated 3.96/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can trip an amputee.

Rated 2.75/5 (20 Votes)

Q: Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? A: He had his reasons- and you'll drop the subject if ya know what's good for you.

Rated 2.83/5 (23 Votes)

Chuch Norris can find the circumfrince of a triangle.

Rated 2.95/5 (19 Votes)

While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete.

Rated 4.1/5 (305 Votes)

Chuck Norris climbed Mount Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he spent building a snowman at the bottom.

Rated 3.82/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris TV is powered by human blood, and he watches tv 24/7.

Rated 3.3/5 (23 Votes)

Stonehenge was made from Chuck Norris playing jenga.

Rated 3.69/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris can speak Spanish Chinese.

Rated 2.18/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris visited North Korea and was allowed freedom of speech and full access to the Internet.

Rated 3.04/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris can open a bank account ... with his bare hands!

Rated 3.44/5 (36 Votes)
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