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Chuck Norris came back from past the point of no return.
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Osama bin Laden is dead! In other news Chuck Norris just returned from his vacation in Pakistan.
Rated 3.81/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris once decided to test the Cats have 9 lives theory, in conclusion one roundhouse kick has enough power to take 10 lives, at once.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in Awesome.
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Chuck Norris is a level 50 Badass.
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Hamburger Helper is really just how Chuck disposes of his enemies corpses.
Rated 3.33/5 (27 Votes)
Soilent Green is Chucks favorite food.
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For every bad Chuck Norris joke submitted, Chuck literally kills a kitten. However a silver lining, Chuck Norris is feeding Japan with this practice.
Rated 3.34/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris found the Lost Weekend.
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Ninjas can dodge rain drops, but Chuck Norris can dodge air.
Rated 4.12/5 (67 Votes)
When Chuck Norris farts, a new universe is made.
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Humpty dumpty once sat on a while. Then Chuck Norris showed up...
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Blinking is a waste of time for Chuck.
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Chuck Norris used a blowtorch and a monkey wrench to masterbate.
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Chuck Norris can un bake bread.
Rated 3/5 (40 Votes)
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he hand them back and asks for a lime. then he finds someone who's life has given them salt, and another who's got taquilla, and they throw a party, 'cuz Chuck Norris is awesome like that.
Rated 1.87/5 (47 Votes)
Chuck Norris found page 404.
Rated 3.6/5 (45 Votes)
Chuck Norris can make an armless man tapout.
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Chuck Norris can hit you with a parked car.
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If you say the term "Nobody's perfect." Chuck Norris takes that as an insult.
Rated 4.04/5 (46 Votes)