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Chuck Norris came back from past the point of no return.

Rated 3.17/5 (23 Votes)

Osama bin Laden is dead! In other news Chuck Norris just returned from his vacation in Pakistan.

Rated 3.81/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris once decided to test the Cats have 9 lives theory, in conclusion one roundhouse kick has enough power to take 10 lives, at once.

Rated 3.97/5 (71 Votes)

Chuck Norris has a black belt in Awesome.

Rated 2.74/5 (38 Votes)

Chuck Norris is a level 50 Badass.

Rated 2.61/5 (33 Votes)

Hamburger Helper is really just how Chuck disposes of his enemies corpses.

Rated 3.33/5 (27 Votes)

Soilent Green is Chucks favorite food.

Rated 1.42/5 (24 Votes)

For every bad Chuck Norris joke submitted, Chuck literally kills a kitten. However a silver lining, Chuck Norris is feeding Japan with this practice.

Rated 3.34/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris found the Lost Weekend.

Rated 2.92/5 (25 Votes)

Ninjas can dodge rain drops, but Chuck Norris can dodge air.

Rated 4.12/5 (67 Votes)

When Chuck Norris farts, a new universe is made.

Rated 2.61/5 (31 Votes)

Humpty dumpty once sat on a while. Then Chuck Norris showed up...

Rated 2.17/5 (36 Votes)

Blinking is a waste of time for Chuck.

Rated 2.84/5 (31 Votes)

Chuck Norris used a blowtorch and a monkey wrench to masterbate.

Rated 3.15/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris can un bake bread.

Rated 3/5 (40 Votes)

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he hand them back and asks for a lime. then he finds someone who's life has given them salt, and another who's got taquilla, and they throw a party, 'cuz Chuck Norris is awesome like that.

Rated 1.87/5 (47 Votes)

Chuck Norris found page 404.

Rated 3.6/5 (45 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make an armless man tapout.

Rated 3.54/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris can hit you with a parked car.

Rated 3.46/5 (39 Votes)

If you say the term "Nobody's perfect." Chuck Norris takes that as an insult.

Rated 4.04/5 (46 Votes)
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