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Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.

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The civil war really ended because Chuck Norris threatened the south.

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Those plastic pink flamingoes on Chuck Norris' front lawn contain motion-activated laser-sighted miniguns.

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Chuck Norris bowled a 300 using his own balls.

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Chuck Norris divided by 2 is twice the Chuck Norris than before.

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Chuch Norris is like a fart, silent but deadly.

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Chuck Norris has to carry a license to bear arms...not for his guns, but for his actual arms.

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Grenades don't dare explode near Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was on the naughty list and still got a pony for Christmas.

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Chuck Norris takes the final level of a video game to the next level.

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Chuck Norris can wash his car with a water gun.

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Chuck Norris can cut through steak with a plastic spoon.

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Chuck Norris can blow a bubble with a jaw breaker.

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Chuck Norris can kick flip with a scooter.

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Rocky practices on the bleachers, Chuck Norris practices on the stairway to heaven.

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Chuck Norris can grow an apple tree out of a watermelon seed.

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Chuck Norris can rub two pieces of fire together and make wood.

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Chuck Norris can bend metal with his beard.

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The symbol of Chuck Norris is a middle finger on fire.

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Chuck Norris has a blood pressure reading of zero over zero. Chuck Norris has never felt any pressure.

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