Browse Through Our Collection of 5,191 Chuck Norris Jokes
Browse through our full list of Chuck Norris Facts...
(listed from oldest to newest)
Gaston wished he was Chuck Norris.
Rated 2.28/5 (40 Votes)
What happened to all the dinosaurs?
Rated 3.41/5 (49 Votes)
The Grinch didn't dare steal Chuck Norris's Christmas.
Rated 3.93/5 (83 Votes)
An ark was built.
Chuck Norris sneezed.
After 40 days & nights only a few survived.
Rated 3.16/5 (45 Votes)
Chuck Norris used a round house kick to perform the effect of Linda Blairs head doing a 360 in the movie "The Exorcist".
Rated 3.45/5 (40 Votes)
Arnold Schwarzenegger was casted as the Terminator because Chuck Norris was on vacation
Rated 3.7/5 (47 Votes)
Wheaties eats their Chuck Norris'
Rated 2.85/5 (40 Votes)
A Chuck Norris a day keeps the enemies away.
Rated 3.27/5 (56 Votes)
Chuck Norris can out swim a dolphin.
Rated 2.25/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris once got a virus sick.
Rated 3.53/5 (57 Votes)
When Chuck Norris was born the doctor slapped him on the ass and Chuck Norris responded with a round house kick to the face.
Rated 3.46/5 (56 Votes)
All men are created equal.....except for Chuck Norris, he's better
Rated 3.97/5 (94 Votes)
Clint Eastwood's favorite movie is "The good, the bad, and the Chuck Norris."
Rated 3.08/5 (40 Votes)
To commit suicide: Some people hang themselves, some people shoot themselves, some people people pick a fight with Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.64/5 (58 Votes)
The surgeon general's warning: Chuck Norris may be hazardous to your health.
Rated 3.73/5 (49 Votes)
Chuck Norris' round house kicks are soooo fast they can only be seen in rewind.
Rated 3.28/5 (47 Votes)
Lions, Tigers, Chuck Norris...Oh my
Rated 3.38/5 (58 Votes)
Chuck Norris has no tattoos, because nothing on earth can pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
Rated 3.91/5 (85 Votes)
Nothing can stop a sherman tank....except Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.15/5 (39 Votes)
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...except for Chuck Norris"
Rated 3.03/5 (39 Votes)