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Gaston wished he was Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.2/5 (44 Votes)

What happened to all the dinosaurs? Chuck Norris

Rated 3.27/5 (52 Votes)

The Grinch didn't dare steal Chuck Norris's Christmas.

Rated 3.83/5 (86 Votes)

An ark was built. Chuck Norris sneezed. After 40 days & nights only a few survived.

Rated 3.02/5 (48 Votes)

Chuck Norris used a round house kick to perform the effect of Linda Blairs head doing a 360 in the movie "The Exorcist".

Rated 3.28/5 (43 Votes)

Arnold Schwarzenegger was casted as the Terminator because Chuck Norris was on vacation

Rated 3.54/5 (50 Votes)

Wheaties eats their Chuck Norris'

Rated 2.72/5 (43 Votes)

A Chuck Norris a day keeps the enemies away.

Rated 3.17/5 (60 Votes)

Chuck Norris can out swim a dolphin.

Rated 2.2/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris once got a virus sick.

Rated 3.4/5 (60 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was born the doctor slapped him on the ass and Chuck Norris responded with a round house kick to the face.

Rated 3.34/5 (59 Votes)

All men are created equal.....except for Chuck Norris, he's better

Rated 3.88/5 (97 Votes)

Clint Eastwood's favorite movie is "The good, the bad, and the Chuck Norris."

Rated 2.89/5 (44 Votes)

To commit suicide: Some people hang themselves, some people shoot themselves, some people people pick a fight with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.51/5 (61 Votes)

The surgeon general's warning: Chuck Norris may be hazardous to your health.

Rated 3.62/5 (52 Votes)

Chuck Norris' round house kicks are soooo fast they can only be seen in rewind.

Rated 3.14/5 (50 Votes)

Lions, Tigers, Chuck Norris...Oh my

Rated 3.26/5 (61 Votes)

Chuck Norris has no tattoos, because nothing on earth can pierce Chuck Norris' skin.

Rated 3.82/5 (89 Votes)

Nothing can stop a sherman tank....except Chuck Norris.

Rated 3/5 (42 Votes)

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...except for Chuck Norris"

Rated 2.9/5 (42 Votes)
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