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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris only needs one chopstick.
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Chuck Norris kisses hands and shakes babies.
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There is no black and white with Chuck Norris, only black and blue.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a pregnant woman in the stomach and Andy Dick slid out.
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Chuck Norris eats habanero peppers to cool down on a hot day.
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Chuck Norris can draw a square with only 3 lines.
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Chuck Norris can beat the shit out of shit.
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Chuck Norris can do the two step with one foot.
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Chuck Norris can fit eleven gallons of ice cream into his ten gallon hat.
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Chuck Norris recorded the making of the first video camera.
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Chuck Norris's pool is a shark tank.
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The term cowboy is used because Chuck Norris is the only Qualified COWMAN.
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Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in tug of war.
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Chuck is on nationwides side.
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Rich people wipe their ass with money. Chuck Norris wipes his ass with rich people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get crabs. He gets lobsters.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of saying that corn sometimes needs to lay the **** down.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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