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Chuck Norris can ice skate on sand.

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There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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When people say red robin, Chuck Norris doesnt say yum.

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Chuck Norris takes snake venom an gun powder in his coffee.

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If Chuck Norris saves you're life,its only because he wants to kill you later.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight,he was born with night vision.

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There is not a single funny thing about Chuck Norris, my face learned the hard way.

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Sasquatches watch messin' with Chuck Norris commercials.

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When mark zuckerberg made facebook he had a friend request from Chuck Norris.

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Chucj Norris put the sword in the stone.

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Chuck Norris kicks sand in his own face.

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Chuck Norris craps Ricky Bobby who pisses excellence.

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Chuck Norris actually had a part in the movie Star Wars.....He was the Force.

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Chuck Norris can digest corn.

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Chuck Norris can see the dark side of the moon.

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Chuck Norris once swam the Pacific Ocean...underwater.

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Chuck Norris once destroyed an AC-130 in flight,, using a riot shield.

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Chuck Norris extracts snot from his nose with a toilet bowl plunger.

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Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams and craps out grizzly bears.

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Chuck Norris was recently inducted to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for his superlative rendition of the Iron Butterfly hit song, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" which he sang while playing his hand crafted dulcimer.

Rated 3.2/5 (10 Votes)
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