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Chuck Norris can ice skate on sand.
Rated 3.2/5 (5 Votes)
There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Rated 4.25/5 (830 Votes)
When people say red robin, Chuck Norris doesnt say yum.
Rated 3/5 (4 Votes)
Chuck Norris takes snake venom an gun powder in his coffee.
Rated 3.3/5 (10 Votes)
If Chuck Norris saves you're life,its only because he wants to kill you later.
Rated 3.56/5 (77 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't need a flashlight,he was born with night vision.
Rated 3.44/5 (9 Votes)
There is not a single funny thing about Chuck Norris, my face learned the hard way.
Rated 3.58/5 (12 Votes)
Sasquatches watch messin' with Chuck Norris commercials.
Rated 3.29/5 (7 Votes)
When mark zuckerberg made facebook he had a friend request from Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.45/5 (11 Votes)
Chucj Norris put the sword in the stone.
Rated 3.79/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris kicks sand in his own face.
Rated 2.17/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris craps Ricky Bobby who pisses excellence.
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Chuck Norris actually had a part in the movie Star Wars.....He was the Force.
Rated 4.07/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris can digest corn.
Rated 2.91/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris can see the dark side of the moon.
Rated 3.57/5 (7 Votes)
Chuck Norris once swam the Pacific Ocean...underwater.
Rated 3.63/5 (8 Votes)
Chuck Norris once destroyed an AC-130 in flight,, using a riot shield.
Rated 3.67/5 (9 Votes)
Chuck Norris extracts snot from his nose with a toilet bowl plunger.
Rated 4/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams and craps out grizzly bears.
Rated 4.12/5 (41 Votes)
Chuck Norris was recently inducted to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame for his superlative rendition of the Iron Butterfly hit song, "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" which he sang while playing his hand crafted dulcimer.
Rated 3/5 (9 Votes)