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Chuck Norris can incubate an egg in a freezer.

Rated 3.67/5 (9 Votes)

Michael Jackson has a pet monkey named Bubbles, Chuck Norris has a pet monkey named King Kong.

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When you have an itch, you scratch yourself, when Chuck Norris has an itch, he shoots himself.

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The Mayan's predicted that in the year 2012 someone will tell Chuck Norris to kill time.

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Chuck Norris was once hit by a bus. A lot of people died that day..

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Chuck Norris won a NASCAR race. Flintstone style.

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Chuck Norris can light a match under water.

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Chuck can fry bacon wearing only boots!

Rated 2.88/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris's code name is Seal Team 6.

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You can tell that Chuck Norris is thinking about you, because it stings when you pee.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need twitter, he is already following you.

Rated 4.07/5 (76 Votes)

If Chuck Norris kills you in Call of Duty, you die in real life.

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Chuck Norris kicks so much ass, California had to legalize Marijuana to treat the physical and psycological trauma he inflicted state-wide.

Rated 2.86/5 (7 Votes)

Once Chuck Norris bought a lazer pointer. 2 days later he swallowed it. When he crapped it out, it became a lightsaber.

Rated 3.67/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can win Jeopardy by simply answering "Who is Chuck Norris?"

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a dog, he has a Honey Badger.

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Chuck Norris invented pink. Only so he could make fun of it.

Rated 3.45/5 (22 Votes)

Scholars believe that the only thing capable of making Chuck Norris cry is a picture of himself crying. Such a picture does not exist.

Rated 4/5 (128 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kill you with his tongue.

Rated 2.63/5 (24 Votes)

Chucky has a Chuck Norris doll.

Rated 4.06/5 (64 Votes)
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