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Chuck Norris can put makeup on a bear!

Rated 3.18/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.

Rated 4.09/5 (135 Votes)

Chuck Norris simply walks into mordor.

Rated 4/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris audits the IRS.

Rated 3.83/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can stare at you with his eyes closed.

Rated 3.79/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can teach a dog to meow.

Rated 3.91/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris can teach a cat to bark.

Rated 3.25/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris beat Call of Duty Black Ops with the tv off.

Rated 4.04/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris cuts his steak with a spoon.

Rated 3.61/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kill you with a Nerf gun.

Rated 3.61/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris can spell Bob in 10 different ways.

Rated 3.53/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can light a fire under water in Alaska.

Rated 3.33/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris needs to convince the water to touch him when he showers!

Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so fast that when he stops he waits for his shadow.

Rated 4.1/5 (511 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not divide and conquer. he just conquers.

Rated 3/5 (15 Votes)

On his spare time, Chuck Norris moves mountains.

Rated 2.71/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can moonwalk up the stairs.

Rated 3.47/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris can turn cheese into milk.

Rated 3.58/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can change his DNA.

Rated 3.08/5 (13 Votes)

Every time Chuck Norris flushes the toilet a volcano erupts.

Rated 2.93/5 (14 Votes)
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