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Chuck Norris can sharpen his gun and reload his knife.

Rated 3.96/5 (28 Votes)

Then there was the time that lifeguards had to beg Chuck Norris to leave the beach, because the tide wanted to come in.

Rated 4.03/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris had a pet rock.....He named it Earth.

Rated 4.08/5 (83 Votes)

Chuck Norris can grab a snake by its legs.

Rated 3.21/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris can iron his clothes with his hands.

Rated 2.75/5 (16 Votes)

Any number is Chuck Norris's lucky number.

Rated 3.36/5 (11 Votes)

Ground Chuck was created and named in honor of the first day Chuck Norris drop kicked a cow into the ground.

Rated 3.54/5 (13 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was little he used to go around kicking his dads cows. His dad is now a multi millionaire for supposedly inventing ground beef.

Rated 3.85/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris once impregnated a girl by simply giving her the middle finger.

Rated 4.11/5 (35 Votes)

Propofol didn't kill Michael Jackson. Conrad Murray introduced him to Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.56/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris can only punch you in the face once, because the second time you wont have a face.

Rated 3.98/5 (159 Votes)

Compared to Chuck Norris, The Rock is just a pebble.

Rated 3.39/5 (23 Votes)

When Chuck Norris plays pacman, the ghosts run away from him.

Rated 4.13/5 (87 Votes)

Klondike Bars do things for Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.89/5 (97 Votes)

Chuck Norris has threesomes. By himself.

Rated 4.09/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris once had a twin brother! But he didnt survive 9 months of floating round house kicks.

Rated 3.36/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris hid Atlantis.

Rated 3.78/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris never buys an extended warranty, he dares his purchase to fail.

Rated 4.08/5 (13 Votes)

When you enter Chuck Norris into a GPS it says "behind you".

Rated 4.1/5 (78 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn`t have doors in his house. He has walls he walks through.

Rated 3.4/5 (15 Votes)
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