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Buhda strives to be reincarnated as Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.59/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the real Slim Shady.
Rated 2.83/5 (12 Votes)
I once had the divine privelege of meeting Chuck Norris. he told me everything i had heard about him was true.
Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris has to use oven mitts otherwise he'll burn the pans.
Rated 4/5 (45 Votes)
The chemical symbol for the poisonious cyanide ion is CN which, are Chuck Norris' initials. coincondence?
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Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima and the other on Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris can drag race in a wheelchair.
Rated 3.69/5 (13 Votes)
When a zombie bites Chuck Norris, he does not turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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The Exxon Valdez accidently struck Chuck Norris while he was swimming in the Bearing Sea.
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When Chuck Norris played scary maze games, the face was too scared to pop up.
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Chuck Norris can do 150 situps... On the ceiling.
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Amazing multiplied by infinity is less than Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Round House....... just for Kicks.
Rated 3.82/5 (17 Votes)
Supersize is a slider to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can race NASCAR in a Prius.
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Chuck Norris likes lots of honey on his Texas Toast. That's why he keeps 27 killer bee hives in his livingroom.
Rated 3.74/5 (23 Votes)
According to Chuck Norris, too much of a good thing is still a good thing...like Texas BBQ or bashing in somebody's face for instance.
Rated 3.36/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris ate a moose before he killed it.
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When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes fost brewed coors light.
Rated 2.63/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris is like Johnny Cash. Aint no grave can hold his body down. Good thing Chuck Norris doesn't die.
Rated 4.12/5 (17 Votes)