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R.E.M. wrote a song, "It's the end of the world as we know it", right after they met Chuck Norris.
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Neo fought three agents at once and beat them...He then fought one Chuck Norris and died.
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Chuck Norris named his own card game, Texas Walker Ranger Hold 'Em
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Chuck Norris baptized himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get mad, he gets vengeance.
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It took the government 15 years to fight in Vietnam. Chuck Norris could have done it in 1
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Chuck Norris is the ALPHA and OMEGA
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Chuck Norris can make your blue eyes black
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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
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Terrorists only attack when Chuck Norris is home sick.
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When Chuck Norris was born the doctor didn't spank him. Chuck Norris
spanked the nurse.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow up, he made the world shrink.
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People who mention Chuck Norris's name at the Hospital gets a discount
on pain pills.
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The battle of Grenada only lasted for 30 minutes because Chuck Norris
showed up and declared "I'm on the Americans team." That very instant
the opposition surrendered.
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Chuck Norris invented numbers so he could keep track of all of the people he has killed.
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Chuck Norris invented time for he needed something to out last him.
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Chuck Norris actually invented perpetual motion 6.4 billion years ago.
he roundhouse kick the earth and it hasnt stopped spinning since.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can in fact raise the roof. With one hand.
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In England people have mums because Chuck Norris humped the top of the O off.
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