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R.E.M. wrote a song, "It's the end of the world as we know it", right after they met Chuck Norris.

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Neo fought three agents at once and beat them...He then fought one Chuck Norris and died.

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Chuck Norris named his own card game, Texas Walker Ranger Hold 'Em

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Chuck Norris baptized himself.

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Chuck Norris doesn't get mad, he gets vengeance.

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It took the government 15 years to fight in Vietnam. Chuck Norris could have done it in 1

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Chuck Norris is the ALPHA and OMEGA

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Chuck Norris can make your blue eyes black

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Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

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Terrorists only attack when Chuck Norris is home sick.

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When Chuck Norris was born the doctor didn't spank him. Chuck Norris spanked the nurse.

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Chuck Norris didn't grow up, he made the world shrink.

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People who mention Chuck Norris's name at the Hospital gets a discount on pain pills.

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The battle of Grenada only lasted for 30 minutes because Chuck Norris showed up and declared "I'm on the Americans team." That very instant the opposition surrendered.

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Chuck Norris invented numbers so he could keep track of all of the people he has killed.

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Chuck Norris invented time for he needed something to out last him.

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Chuck Norris actually invented perpetual motion 6.4 billion years ago. he roundhouse kick the earth and it hasnt stopped spinning since.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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Chuck Norris can in fact raise the roof. With one hand.

Rated 3.47/5 (34 Votes)

In England people have mums because Chuck Norris humped the top of the O off.

Rated 3/5 (45 Votes)
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