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Chuck Norris has the Dos Equis guy serve him Budweiser in a dress.

Rated 4.11/5 (27 Votes)

When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.

Rated 4.13/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a frickin Jeep.

Rated 3.4/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. Then he lifts it just to show you who the hell Chuck Norris is.

Rated 4.06/5 (66 Votes)

If you cut off Chuck Norris' arm it will grow back...and the arm you cut off will grow another Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.11/5 (166 Votes)

Chunk Norris can rip a page out of facebook.

Rated 4.13/5 (84 Votes)

When Roald Amundsen reached the South Pole, he was greeted by the sight of Chuck Norris sipping a cup of hot chocolate while basking naked in the Antarctic sun.

Rated 4.1/5 (10 Votes)

When Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzin Norgay reached the top of Mount Everest, they saw Chuck Norris peeing off the summit into the Pacific Ocean.

Rated 4.06/5 (36 Votes)

Chuck Norris pisses on electrified fences to feel the tingling sensation.

Rated 3.56/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris' dad tried to tickle Chuck Norris when he was a baby and broke his wrist.

Rated 3.5/5 (12 Votes)

God listed Chuck Norris as his emergency contact person.

Rated 4.07/5 (15 Votes)

When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

Rated 4.19/5 (3005 Votes)

Few people are aware that the entire lead-in of the Iron Butterfly hit "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" was actually recorded solely by Chuck Norris playing a piccolo.

Rated 4.11/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris owns and operates a family restaurant in Waco, TX. The only item on the menu is a knuckle sandwich.

Rated 3.91/5 (99 Votes)

Chuck Norris once ate an entire rice patty, and later crapped out Mr. Miyagi.

Rated 4/5 (10 Votes)

When Eminem sung "Not Afriad" he must not of crossed Chuck Norris yet...

Rated 3.57/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason why the birds are angry.

Rated 3.5/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris flosses with razorwire.

Rated 3.43/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris can shank you with a spoon.

Rated 3.71/5 (7 Votes)

Dry Humor is like Chuck Norris, it never gets old.

Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)
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