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Chuck Norris has the Dos Equis guy serve him Budweiser in a dress.
Rated 4.11/5 (27 Votes)
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Rated 4.13/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a frickin Jeep.
Rated 3.22/5 (9 Votes)
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. Then he lifts it just to show you who the hell Chuck Norris is.
Rated 4.03/5 (64 Votes)
If you cut off Chuck Norris' arm it will grow back...and the arm you cut off will grow another Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.11/5 (166 Votes)
Chunk Norris can rip a page out of facebook.
Rated 4.13/5 (83 Votes)
When Roald Amundsen reached the South Pole, he was greeted by the sight of Chuck Norris sipping a cup of hot chocolate while basking naked in the Antarctic sun.
Rated 4.1/5 (10 Votes)
When Sir Edmund Hillary and Tenzin Norgay reached the top of Mount Everest, they saw Chuck Norris peeing off the summit into the Pacific Ocean.
Rated 4.06/5 (36 Votes)
Chuck Norris pisses on electrified fences to feel the tingling sensation.
Rated 3.56/5 (9 Votes)
Chuck Norris' dad tried to tickle Chuck Norris when he was a baby and broke his wrist.
Rated 3.36/5 (11 Votes)
God listed Chuck Norris as his emergency contact person.
Rated 4.07/5 (15 Votes)
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Rated 4.21/5 (2968 Votes)
Few people are aware that the entire lead-in of the Iron Butterfly hit "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" was actually recorded solely by Chuck Norris playing a piccolo.
Rated 4.11/5 (9 Votes)
Chuck Norris owns and operates a family restaurant in Waco, TX. The only item on the menu is a knuckle sandwich.
Rated 3.9/5 (98 Votes)
Chuck Norris once ate an entire rice patty, and later crapped out Mr. Miyagi.
Rated 4/5 (10 Votes)
When Eminem sung "Not Afriad" he must not of crossed Chuck Norris yet...
Rated 3.57/5 (7 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason why the birds are angry.
Rated 3.5/5 (8 Votes)
Chuck Norris flosses with razorwire.
Rated 3.43/5 (7 Votes)
Chuck Norris can shank you with a spoon.
Rated 3.71/5 (7 Votes)
Dry Humor is like Chuck Norris, it never gets old.
Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)