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The common people know nuclear power as an alternative energy source. Chuck Norris calls it his tanning bed.
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Chuck Norris once lost a fight. Then he woke up and remembered Bruce Lee paid him handsomely to do so.
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Chuck Norris can finish an entire bottle of milk in 5 seconds. Using a fork.
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Chuck Norris hunts puppies.
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If Chuck Norris had a nickel for every time he heard a Chuck Norris joke, he would have zero nickels. No one jokes about Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can nail jelly to a tree.
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CHuck Norris raced time, and won.
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Chuck Norris occupies all streets.
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Chuck Norris can beat Steven Hawking in the quiet game.
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Chuck Norris can go out in a blaze of glory, and come right back in again. He'll roundhouse kick his way back in if he needs to.
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Chiuck Norris put the put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, AND the ram in the rama lama ding dong- all with one roundhouse kick.
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The leaning tower of Pisa leans because Chuck Norris once leaned on it to tie his shoe.
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The only line Chuck Norris stands in is the line of fire.
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Both sides of Chuck Norris pellow are cold.
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Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating.
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Chuck Norris's hands make the speed of light wish it was faster.
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Chuck Norris had a role in star wars he was .....the force.
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Chuck Norris uses lava as hot sauce on his steaks.
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Chuck Norris's favorite toy as a kid was a Chuck Norris action figure.
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You can probaly guess what Chuck Norris's Favortie food is....No? Roundhouse steak.
Rated 2.17/5 (12 Votes)