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The common people know nuclear power as an alternative energy source. Chuck Norris calls it his tanning bed.

Rated 3.97/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris once lost a fight. Then he woke up and remembered Bruce Lee paid him handsomely to do so.

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Chuck Norris can finish an entire bottle of milk in 5 seconds. Using a fork.

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Chuck Norris hunts puppies.

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If Chuck Norris had a nickel for every time he heard a Chuck Norris joke, he would have zero nickels. No one jokes about Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.03/5 (30 Votes)

Chuck Norris can nail jelly to a tree.

Rated 4.06/5 (77 Votes)

CHuck Norris raced time, and won.

Rated 4.04/5 (48 Votes)

Chuck Norris occupies all streets.

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Chuck Norris can beat Steven Hawking in the quiet game.

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Chuck Norris can go out in a blaze of glory, and come right back in again. He'll roundhouse kick his way back in if he needs to.

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Chiuck Norris put the put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, AND the ram in the rama lama ding dong- all with one roundhouse kick.

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The leaning tower of Pisa leans because Chuck Norris once leaned on it to tie his shoe.

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The only line Chuck Norris stands in is the line of fire.

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Both sides of Chuck Norris pellow are cold.

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Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating.

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Chuck Norris's hands make the speed of light wish it was faster.

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Chuck Norris had a role in star wars he was .....the force.

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Chuck Norris uses lava as hot sauce on his steaks.

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Chuck Norris's favorite toy as a kid was a Chuck Norris action figure.

Rated 4/5 (33 Votes)

You can probaly guess what Chuck Norris's Favortie food is....No? Roundhouse steak.

Rated 2.27/5 (11 Votes)
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