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Chuck Norris can throw 'Yahtzee' with four dice.
Rated 2.5/5 (6 Votes)
Chuck Norris can get home by clicking his heels only once and say: "I'm Chuck Norris...".
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Chuck Norris' email address is: *@*.*.
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If Chuck Norris wrote a book it would be an instant bestseller - people would be afraid not to buy a book written by Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.5/5 (8 Votes)
If a black cat crosses Chuck Norris' path,the black cat gets bad luck.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and lick his elbow. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris lights his cigar with his own breath. And everything else within 5 miles.
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Chuck Norris can survive in the wilderness for months with just a toothpick. Give him 2 toothpicks and he's moving in.
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Chuck Norris' kids play "Whack-A-Mole" with land mines.
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Behind every dead man is a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make an origami using solid rock.
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Chuck Norris is afraid of only one thing. Nothing.
Rated 3.2/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't use facebook, but he will use a book to smash your face.
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Now that Chuck Norris has found love he knows what to do with it.
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Barack Obama shines Chuck Norris shoes.
Rated 3.59/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris can fry bacon and eggs on a spade.
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When Chuck Norris pours milk on his rice crispies they shut the hell up.
Rated 3.83/5 (18 Votes)
OJ got off because he was driving Chuck Norris's Bronco.
Rated 2.18/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't enjoy life, he threatens it.
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Chuck Norris can snipe with a sling-shot from 200 yards away.
Rated 3.06/5 (17 Votes)