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Chuck Norris can pee fire.

Rated 3.57/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can stand between a rock and a hard place.

Rated 1.94/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris dose not stub his toe. He dents whatever his toe hits.

Rated 4.03/5 (31 Votes)

Someone once gave Chuck Norris the finger.....he still has it.

Rated 4.07/5 (82 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats paper and poops out origami.

Rated 3.47/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle. With a ruler.

Rated 4.11/5 (302 Votes)

Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride when he was visiting Paris and accidentally won the Tour de France.

Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)

A police officer once pulled over Chuck Norris. The police officer was lucky to leave with just a warning.

Rated 4.08/5 (51 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was in kindergarten, he made his teacher spit out her gum.

Rated 3.58/5 (12 Votes)

Even gravity can't defy Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris sprinkles sharks teeth on his fish tacos.

Rated 3.88/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris' car wash mitt is made from Donald Trumps wig, with his head still in it.

Rated 3.25/5 (20 Votes)

Klondike would do anything for Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.97/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris ate the forbidden fruit without consequence.

Rated 2.85/5 (13 Votes)

When Chuck Norris plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.

Rated 4.08/5 (316 Votes)

Chuck Norris once injected heroin everyday for a month, just so he could go through withdrawal.

Rated 2.73/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris decided to stop donating his urine to NASA for Space Shuttle fuel, they retired the Shuttle Fleet.

Rated 3.72/5 (18 Votes)

Burger King once tried to sue Chuck Norris for copy write infringment because he has a sign on his front gate that says "Home of the Whopper". They lost.

Rated 3.7/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris can start a fire by staring at wood.

Rated 4.08/5 (63 Votes)

Chuck Norris knows who anonymous is.

Rated 4.04/5 (46 Votes)
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