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Chuck Norris can pee fire.
Rated 3.57/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris can stand between a rock and a hard place.
Rated 2.05/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris dose not stub his toe. He dents whatever his toe hits.
Rated 4.03/5 (31 Votes)
Someone once gave Chuck Norris the finger.....he still has it.
Rated 4.07/5 (82 Votes)
Chuck Norris eats paper and poops out origami.
Rated 3.53/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris can draw a perfect circle. With a ruler.
Rated 4.11/5 (302 Votes)
Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride when he was visiting Paris and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Rated 3.67/5 (15 Votes)
A police officer once pulled over Chuck Norris. The police officer was lucky to leave with just a warning.
Rated 4.08/5 (51 Votes)
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarten, he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Rated 3.58/5 (12 Votes)
Even gravity can't defy Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris sprinkles sharks teeth on his fish tacos.
Rated 3.94/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris' car wash mitt is made from Donald Trumps wig, with his head still in it.
Rated 3.33/5 (21 Votes)
Klondike would do anything for Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.87/5 (30 Votes)
Chuck Norris ate the forbidden fruit without consequence.
Rated 3/5 (14 Votes)
When Chuck Norris plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.
Rated 4.08/5 (316 Votes)
Chuck Norris once injected heroin everyday for a month, just so he could go through withdrawal.
Rated 2.73/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris decided to stop donating his urine to NASA for Space Shuttle fuel, they retired the Shuttle Fleet.
Rated 3.74/5 (19 Votes)
Burger King once tried to sue Chuck Norris for copy write infringment because he has a sign on his front gate that says "Home of the Whopper". They lost.
Rated 3.74/5 (34 Votes)
Chuck Norris can start a fire by staring at wood.
Rated 4.08/5 (63 Votes)
Chuck Norris knows who anonymous is.
Rated 4.04/5 (47 Votes)