Chuck Norris Jokes Home

Full List of Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Top 100 Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Random Chuck Norris Joke (Fact)

Newest Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Submit a Chuck Norris Joke (Fact)

BecauseMerica.com

Browse Through Our Collection of 5,191 Chuck Norris Jokes

Browse through our full list of Chuck Norris Facts...
(listed from oldest to newest)

Chuck Norris can make a banana split after he eats it.

Rated 3.63/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris once participated in the running with bulls...he walked.

Rated 4.11/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris has never gotten his picture taken, because everybody knows you can't frame Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.86/5 (7 Votes)

When Chuck Norris gets his toenails clipped they all come off at once, because everybody knows you can't go toe to toe with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.25/5 (8 Votes)

You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make him drink!

Rated 2.56/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris is always first in the lunch queue.

Rated 3/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris once looked up his black names and his was Chuck Norris.

Rated 1.75/5 (12 Votes)

When Chuck Norris makes a donation to the sperm bank, they have to use a dump truck to haul it there.

Rated 3.89/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris gets five dollar foot-longs.... all year long.

Rated 2.58/5 (12 Votes)

There is a bridge in Austria named the Chuck Norris Bridge. So far, 256 people have died on it.

Rated 3.67/5 (9 Votes)

In Modern warfare there is a mode called search and destroy. Chuck Norris plays that...only in real life.

Rated 3.42/5 (12 Votes)

The only way Chuck Norris could lose a fight is if he met two of himself. this happened once, but instead of fighting, they went drinking.

Rated 3.93/5 (14 Votes)

Old MacDonald had a farm, EIEIO. Chuck Norris punched him in the face, EIEIO. That's what made Old MacDonald get dyslexia, OIEIE.

Rated 3.77/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris once sold ebay, to ebay, on ebay.

Rated 4.09/5 (76 Votes)

Chuck Norris' submarine is a convertible.

Rated 3.97/5 (38 Votes)

Chuck Norris owns a flying pigs farm.

Rated 3.5/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.

Rated 2.27/5 (15 Votes)

If Chuck Norris is so powerful, why doesn't he create universal peace? Because Chuck Norris always needs entertainment.

Rated 3.67/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris can infect the Ebola virus.

Rated 3.12/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris can lie while still telling the truth.

Rated 3.17/5 (12 Votes)
[First Page] [Prev] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 [Next] [Last Page]