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Chuck Norris can make a dog meow.
Rated 2.4/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris collects missing socks from the dryer.
Rated 2.5/5 (10 Votes)
Every one of Chuck Norris blood cells have black belts.
Rated 3.58/5 (71 Votes)
The most grueling job in the world.......sifting through a list of Chuck Norris's daily victims to find the organ donors.
Rated 3.25/5 (8 Votes)
Chuck Norris had 3 pets. A goldfish, a lizard, and a monkey. He put his blood in each one and we now know them as Jaws, Godzilla, and King Kong.
Rated 4.04/5 (49 Votes)
Chuck Norris can win a old fashion gun duel with out turning around.
Rated 4/5 (24 Votes)
Chuck Norris takes sleeping pills while driving and operating machinery.
Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris once farted in a New York subway car. 10 seconds later, every rat in the city surrendered.
Rated 4.1/5 (10 Votes)
People set farts on fire. Chuck Norris' farts set people on fire.
Rated 3.88/5 (16 Votes)
How do the bulls prepare for the the running with the bulls?, They do the Running with Chuck Norris, those that survive do the Running with the Bulls.
Rated 3.7/5 (10 Votes)
Irony is always what Chuck Norris expects it to be.
Rated 2.75/5 (4 Votes)
Chuck Norris’s nail clippings would keep a nuclear reactor going for 10 years.
Rated 2.83/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris farts Duracell Batteries, if they used them in Hybrid cars there would be no need for an engine and they would not need recharging.
Rated 2.2/5 (10 Votes)
When they asked Chuck Norris to star in the first James Bond movie – he refused and said; “I don’t need no license to kill”.
Rated 3.74/5 (23 Votes)
Chuck Norris can beat you up after school... on summer vacation.
Rated 3.64/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Noris once found the fountain of youth. But didnt drink from it cause he was not thirsty.
Rated 3.62/5 (29 Votes)
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Rated 3.99/5 (248 Votes)
Britainy Spears learned the hard way not to tell Chuck Norris to hit her one more time because he decides who to hit.
Rated 3.6/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "Who's your daddy?" He already knows.
Rated 3.33/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris can kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Rated 4.12/5 (52 Votes)