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Chuck Norris only sneezed once. It became known as Hurricane Katrina.

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The reason Mars is extinct is because Chuck Norris was there.

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Xhuck Norris is like a Ford, built for tough.

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God created a flood to punish the world....now..its Chuck Norris.

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UFO's visit the earth to check if Chuck Norris is gone so they can take over.

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Chuck Norris gives his nightmares nightmares.

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Chuck Norris was born with a full beard.

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Chuck Norris' pubes have fists.

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Chuck Norris' beard can roundhouse kick you.

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Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.

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Once Chuck Norris went black and came back.

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Chuck Norris once fought the Grim Reaper...thats why he's a skeleton

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Chuck Norris's chest was the idea for the bullet prof vest but the vest can't catch a bullet with it's biceps.

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Chuck Norris can attach jumper cables to his nipples and then flex and jump start a car the car doesn't even need an engine.

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Every one is so worried about gas prices but they wouldn't if there car was powered by Chuck Norris but I wouldn't try it.

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Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.

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Chuck Norris doesn't use Taps to Tapdance

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Chuck Norris is smarter than MacGyver. All he can do is make a bomb out of chewing gum. Chuck Norris can make one out of fear.

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People get hit by cars. Cars get hit by Chuck Norris.

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For acne problems you can use proactiv or have Chuck Norris round house kick it off your face.

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