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Chuck Norris can break a board in two with his mind.

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Chuck Norris can make a Barbie doll give birth.

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Chuck Norris doesn't look for the easy way out.

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Chuck Norris can win a Sniper competition with a slingshot at 200 yards.

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Chuck Norris can arrange his skittles in alphabetical order.

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Chuck Norris can kill seven Ninjas with a toothpick before breakfast, eat, then clean his teeth with the other end.

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Chuck Norris eats gingers souls.

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If Chuck Norris's foot could talk....it wouldnt ....it would just stare....which probably means that it can talk.

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Chuck Norris was almost in the movie "Mission Impossible", but they would've had to change the name to "Mission Accomplished.".

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Chuck Norris can lock a computer screen with a pad lock.

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When Chuck Norris plays nazi zombies, the zombies try to survive.

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Chuck Norris makes chickens lay omelets with a side of sausage, wheat toast and a glass of orange juice.

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Chuck Norris can make paintings blink first.

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Chuck Norris can see a blind date.

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Chuck Norris can play frisbee...by himself.

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If Chuck Norris was to get into a fight with himself, he would still manage to win.

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Chuck Norris lives in an upstairs basement.

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Chuck Norris can sprint in place.

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Chuck Norris's heart-beat is measured on the Richter Scale.

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When Chuck Norris was born he could change his own diaper.

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