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When Sharks see Chuck Norris, they swim for shore.
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Chuck Norris can beat a bullet in a race while putting his boots on.
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Chuck Norrris has so many friends on facebook he sends you a friend request and then he accepts it.
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Kobe Bryant can swish a 3 pionter. Chuck Norris can swish Kobe Bryant.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirt simply gets an erection.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have to do anything for a klondike bar.
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Immediately after being born, Church Norris round-house kicked the doctor - not for slapping him on the bottom, but for making a snide remark about his beard.
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When Chuck Norris gets ring worm, he uses it as fishing bate.
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Chuck Norris once caught a 1200lb marlin with a set of chopsticks.
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Chuck Norris was born with a birth control pill clenched in his hands.
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When my wife and I make love she pretends I'm Chuck Norris amd I pretend I'm her.
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Magicians always have an extra trick up their sleeve. Chuck Norris has an extra pair of balls up his.
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Chuck Norris makes an elevator get to his own floor faster by pushing the button many times.
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Long ago Sliced bread stole from Chuck Norris the credit for being the best thing that has ever happened.Ever since then he has been trying to conceal his identity by burning and calling himself Toast!
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Chuck Norris round house kicked a guy in the face. He is now the most interesting man in the world!
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Chuck Norris once pissed in a man's beer. He is now the most interesting man in the world!
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The IRS sent Chuck Norris a letter telling him he owes money, Chuck Norris sent the IRS a pic of himself roundhouse kicking someone in the face, Chuck Norris never has to pay taxes ever again.
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Chuck Norris can eat water.
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Chuck Norris beat guitar hero using an air guitar.
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Siri asked Chuck Norris if she could help. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his phone, claiming Chuck Norris never needs help.
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