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Siri asks Chuck Norris what the weather is.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he can dance. He knows.
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Chuck Norris does not have a twitter because he is already always following you.
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
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Chuck Norris' real name was Switchblade Killington. He changed it to Chuck Norris because it sounded tougher.
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Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".
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You know how some poeple made it down niagra falls in a barrel Chuck Norris made it up in a cardboard box.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
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Cuba imports cigars from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first playground is what we know now as the Roman Coliseum.
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In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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When Chuck Norris plays pokemon he does catch them all.
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People that say only the good die young must have been in Chuck Norris' kindergarten class.
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Chuck Norris planted a condom and grew a drug store.
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Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris planted money and grew a bank.
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When Chuck Norris died, the four horsemen of the apocalypse came out and asked if it was safe yet?
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