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Hookers pay Chuck Norris to have sex with them.

Rated 3.57/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.

Rated 3.98/5 (43 Votes)

Chuck Norris's GPA for high school was 120.

Rated 3.89/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris Has A Playstaion 360!

Rated 3.22/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris can build a house with Thor'z hammer...

Rated 2.88/5 (8 Votes)

Thor's hammer can only be handled by 3 people. Thor, his dad and Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.9/5 (10 Votes)

When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

Rated 3.71/5 (7 Votes)

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

Rated 4/5 (8 Votes)

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.97/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the reason forrest gump is running.

Rated 3.86/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Rated 4.24/5 (6523 Votes)

Weights come to Chuck Norris for strength training.

Rated 4/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't make chocolate milk, he tells his cow to.

Rated 3.62/5 (185 Votes)

Chuck Norris will never die...he will Ascend.

Rated 3.11/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris's eyes dont go bad, he's already bad enough.

Rated 2/5 (4 Votes)

Chuck Norris can divide by roundhouse kick.

Rated 4.14/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris bought a farm just to play Angry Birds.

Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)

There is no F1 key on Chuck Norris' keyboard because Chuck Norris never need help.

Rated 3.4/5 (5 Votes)

Chuck Norris challenged light to a race. Chuck Norris won by 2 hours, 14 minutes, and 47 seconds.

Rated 4/5 (21 Votes)

Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

Rated 4.22/5 (3286 Votes)
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