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Hookers pay Chuck Norris to have sex with them.
Rated 3.57/5 (7 Votes)
Chuck Norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Rated 3.98/5 (43 Votes)
Chuck Norris's GPA for high school was 120.
Rated 3.89/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris Has A Playstaion 360!
Rated 3.22/5 (9 Votes)
Chuck Norris can build a house with Thor'z hammer...
Rated 2.88/5 (8 Votes)
Thor's hammer can only be handled by 3 people. Thor, his dad and Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.9/5 (10 Votes)
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
Rated 3.71/5 (7 Votes)
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
Rated 4/5 (8 Votes)
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.91/5 (45 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the reason forrest gump is running.
Rated 3.86/5 (7 Votes)
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Rated 4.23/5 (6579 Votes)
Weights come to Chuck Norris for strength training.
Rated 4/5 (7 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't make chocolate milk, he tells his cow to.
Rated 3.62/5 (185 Votes)
Chuck Norris will never die...he will Ascend.
Rated 3.1/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris's eyes dont go bad, he's already bad enough.
Rated 2/5 (4 Votes)
Chuck Norris can divide by roundhouse kick.
Rated 3.83/5 (30 Votes)
Chuck Norris bought a farm just to play Angry Birds.
Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)
There is no F1 key on Chuck Norris' keyboard because Chuck Norris never need help.
Rated 3.33/5 (6 Votes)
Chuck Norris challenged light to a race. Chuck Norris won by 2 hours, 14 minutes, and 47 seconds.
Rated 4/5 (21 Votes)
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Rated 4.21/5 (3305 Votes)