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When Chuck Norris bounces a bouncy ball it goes to china.

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Chuck Norris trims his beard with a hedge trimmer.

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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman's life.

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Chuck Norris can beat his reflection at rock paper scissors.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have chest hair; he has chest needles.

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Chuck Norris can turn glass into sand.

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Chuck Norris can do the cinnimon challenge when he has a sore throat.

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Chuck Norris can make pancakes on a waffle iron.

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Chuck Norris can beef with Suge Knight and win!

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In soccer, Chuck Norris can score 2 goals in 1 shot.

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Chuck Norris is so powerful, he can block Old Spice forever!

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Chuck Norris was once the celebrity host for Family Feud. He never hosted again for roundhouse kicking both famlies in the face for their stupid answers.

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Steve Jobs is dead because Chuck Norris' IPad crashed.

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Chuck Norris can play Tetris on a Rubix cube.

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Chuck Norris ended the "Never Ending Story".

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When archeologists found King Tuts Tomb, they found graffiti on the wall saying "Chuck Norris was here".

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Chuck Norris's mother has a "SON" tattoo.

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The 'Most Interesting Man in the World' is a member of the Chuck Norris fan club.

Rated 3.24/5 (158 Votes)

A friend admired Chuck's wife's diamond earrings. Chuck said,"Thanks, I squeezed them mysef.".

Rated 4.03/5 (104 Votes)

I bought a Chuck Norris pocket comb. Now my hair parts itsef when I just show it the comb.

Rated 3.85/5 (20 Votes)
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