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Chuck Norris can put 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5 pound sack.
Rated 4.13/5 (8 Votes)
Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in the back of your head while clipping his toe nails.
Rated 3.92/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris went skydiving and his parachute didn't open. He returned it the next day.
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It doesn't matter which way the compass points, if Chuck Norris points in the other direction, that's the new north!!!
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Chuck Norris can make subsonic sounds.
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Chuck Norris can make a Total Gym fold itself up for easy storage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need call display. He knows it's you.
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The original actor for Rocky was Chuck Norris. But they went with Stallone because Chuck Norris doesn't need gloves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't exercise. He does hero-bics.
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Chuck Norris doesnt dream, he has simulations.
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Bullies only take money to collect rent for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can whistle words.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lie. He simply changes the truth.
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Chuck Norris can pitch a perfect game without throwing a strike.
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Chuck Norris once fought the Six Million Dollar Man, RoboCop, and Megatron. He recycled afterwards.
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With Chuck Norris, life and death are just words to make you feel better.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris can inhale through his nose and mouth at the same time.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Diamonds are formed under intense heat and pressure in the earth's crust. They are also formed in Chuck Norris's digestive tract.
Rated 1.91/5 (11 Votes)