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People Are often Quick to point out that Chuck Norris lost to Bruce Lee in the movie "Enter the Dragon" What they fail to realize is that Bruce Lee Died not long after that movie was made under "Mysterious Circumstances" and after that Chuck started doing more realistic movies where he never loses.

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The reason prohibition was repealed is because Chuck Norris wanted a drink.

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When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, it doesn't come back.

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The first time Randy Couture fought Chuck Liddell, the judges scored the fight a unanimous decision for Chuck Norris .

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Chuck Norris doesn't have 'body hair,' his skin sheds in the form of steel-wool.

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Chuck Norris holds the world record for keeping a soccer ball in the air. So far he has only needed to kick it once.

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Chuck Norris would not be afraid to show his feminine side, if he had one.

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Chuck Norris doesn't fight wars. He settles them.

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Chuck Norris doesnt enter recently erupted warzones, he only exits recently settled peacezones.

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Chuck Norris' android smart phone came preinstalled with Siri.

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M&M's melt in Chuck Norris' hand.

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Kim Jong-il shot eleven holes-in-one the first time he played golf, he finished 2nd behind Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris could knock you out with a leg-kick.

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Chuck Norris chews jawbreakers.

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Chuck Norris can hit someone with both ends of a staff at the same time.

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Chuck Norris can go on red.

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Chuck Norris found the beef.

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The piper pays Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris put the bomp in the bomp sh bomp sh bomp. He also put the ram in the remalama ding dong.

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Chuck Norris shot J. R.

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