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The IRS asks Chuck Norris how much he would like to pay. "Nothing" is an acceptable answer.
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Mike wants to be like Chuck.
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Chuck Norris regularly donates his own organs because he can grow them back.
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Chuck Norris gets paid to accept collect calls.
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Chuck Norris runs over all orange traffic cones!
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Chuck Norris picks Ryan Seacrests top 40.
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Chuck Norris taught the STIG how to drive cars.
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Chuck Norris has no image on an X-ray machine.
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Chuck Norris' denim budget is bigger then the U.S national defence budget.
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The mayor has a directline to batman, but batman has a directline to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the one who taught Michel jackson how to moon walk.
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Chuck Norris can milk a bull.
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Huck Norris can clutch start an aeroplane.
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Chuc Norris once swam from Cuba to Florida with his arms folded.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to leave the tag on his mattress.
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If you have never met your Father....Its probably Chuck Norris!
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Cars look both ways before Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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A cat has 9 lives. Chuck Norris only needs one.
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Chuck Norris shot an Eagle on the 14th hole at Pebble Beach. It was a Bald Eagle and died with a smile on it's beak.
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Chuck Norris once completed the London Maraton in 50 mins and for 40 of them he was streching.
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