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The IRS asks Chuck Norris how much he would like to pay. "Nothing" is an acceptable answer.

Rated 3.46/5 (26 Votes)

Mike wants to be like Chuck.

Rated 2.32/5 (28 Votes)

Chuck Norris regularly donates his own organs because he can grow them back.

Rated 3.41/5 (32 Votes)

Chuck Norris gets paid to accept collect calls.

Rated 3.6/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris runs over all orange traffic cones!

Rated 2.91/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris picks Ryan Seacrests top 40.

Rated 2.33/5 (6 Votes)

Chuck Norris taught the STIG how to drive cars.

Rated 2.29/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris has no image on an X-ray machine.

Rated 3.75/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris' denim budget is bigger then the U.S national defence budget.

Rated 3.25/5 (8 Votes)

The mayor has a directline to batman, but batman has a directline to Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.58/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris was the one who taught Michel jackson how to moon walk.

Rated 2.89/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris can milk a bull.

Rated 3.94/5 (16 Votes)

Huck Norris can clutch start an aeroplane.

Rated 2.54/5 (13 Votes)

Chuc Norris once swam from Cuba to Florida with his arms folded.

Rated 2.33/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't have to leave the tag on his mattress.

Rated 3/5 (13 Votes)

If you have never met your Father....Its probably Chuck Norris!

Rated 2.9/5 (10 Votes)

Cars look both ways before Chuck Norris crosses the street.

Rated 4.2/5 (260 Votes)

A cat has 9 lives. Chuck Norris only needs one.

Rated 2.7/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris shot an Eagle on the 14th hole at Pebble Beach. It was a Bald Eagle and died with a smile on it's beak.

Rated 3.71/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris once completed the London Maraton in 50 mins and for 40 of them he was streching.

Rated 3.63/5 (8 Votes)
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