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Chuck Norris' crotch is considered a weapon of mass destruction.
Rated 3.5/5 (10 Votes)
Wilt Chamberlain has claimed to slept with thousands of women. That's a slow Tuesday for Chuck Norris.
Rated 3.85/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris can make the Honey Badger Care.
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Chuck Norris can send a text message from either his BlackBerry or one of his DingleBerries.
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When Smokey the bear says "only you can prevent forest fires" he was talking to Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.13/5 (64 Votes)
A average human uses 10% of their brain capacity. A genius uses 15%.
Chuck Norris uses 101%.
Rated 3.42/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris can walk across the North/South Korean border.
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Charlie Sheen is winning. Chuck Norris is dominating.
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Chuck Norris can play Beethoven's Symphony #9 on the bongos.
Rated 3.8/5 (15 Votes)
Chuck Norris once lost a fight.
Then he woke up.
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Chunk Norris land in dry pool with a splash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't motor boat. He battleships.
Rated 4/5 (26 Votes)
Chuck Norris can work out the square root of negatives.
Rated 3.92/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck Norris can eat a pineapple upsidedown cake right side up.
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If Chuck Norris forged Obama's birth certificate, then Obama would actually be an American citizen.
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Nobody's in the kitchen with Dinah. Dinah's in the bed with Chuck Norris.
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Godzilla was actually Chuck Norris's lost pet.
Rated 3.82/5 (17 Votes)
Dogs put "Beware of Chuck Norris" signs on their houses.
Rated 3.84/5 (19 Votes)
Every night when Chuck Norris goes to bed he hears "Flawless Victory!".
Rated 3.86/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris keeps up his tan by sunbathing once a week on the dark side of the moon.
Rated 4.1/5 (10 Votes)