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The Expendables 2 is a movie about some guys who were hanging out with Chuck Norris.
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Zombies are waiting for the Chuck Norris apocalypse.
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Chuck Norris once ran out of gas. He made it come back.
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Chuck Norris can watch videos on Instagram!
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Chuck Norris turned down the Terminator roles because he hates chick flicks.
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It took the sperm of a thousand men to create Chuck Norris, his mother was obviously a whore, who died while giving birth to the worlds only known superhuman.
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Chuck Norris easily won on 'Iron Chef America' by microwaving 2 ham & cheese Hotpockets. Prior to the show, he advised the judges he would provide them with thier choice of either Hotpockets or a knuckle sandwich.
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Chuck Norris' blood type is unknown. He has never bled.
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Pinochio has never lied to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear faster than the speed of sound.
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Chuck Norris has never got caught in a Chinese handcuffs.
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Chuck Norris won the world championship of arm wrestling while using his opposite arm backhanded.
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Once Popeye the sailer man got into a fight with Chuck Norris. That is how he developed his Speach impediment.
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Chuck Norris can skip a rock across the Pacific Ocean.
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Tsunamis are created by Chuck Norris practicing round house kicks on the beach.
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Chuck Norris invented the Olympic Games in hopes of finding a worthy opponent.
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Chuck Norris can do a backflip on a pogo stick on the top of a smart car while traveling at 60 mph.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the airport he never brings his boarding pass or ID.
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Chuck Norris only uses his saliva as a chaser.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a strip club the dancers pay him to have him watch.
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