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The Expendables 2 is a movie about some guys who were hanging out with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3/5 (17 Votes)

Zombies are waiting for the Chuck Norris apocalypse.

Rated 3.96/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris once ran out of gas. He made it come back.

Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can watch videos on Instagram!

Rated 3.44/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris turned down the Terminator roles because he hates chick flicks.

Rated 4.09/5 (210 Votes)

It took the sperm of a thousand men to create Chuck Norris, his mother was obviously a whore, who died while giving birth to the worlds only known superhuman. Sampson.

Rated 1.95/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris easily won on 'Iron Chef America' by microwaving 2 ham & cheese Hotpockets. Prior to the show, he advised the judges he would provide them with thier choice of either Hotpockets or a knuckle sandwich.

Rated 3.88/5 (25 Votes)

Chuck Norris' blood type is unknown. He has never bled.

Rated 3.67/5 (15 Votes)

Pinochio has never lied to Chuck Norris.

Rated 4/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris can hear faster than the speed of sound.

Rated 4.09/5 (172 Votes)

Chuck Norris has never got caught in a Chinese handcuffs.

Rated 3.71/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris won the world championship of arm wrestling while using his opposite arm backhanded.

Rated 3.83/5 (6 Votes)

Once Popeye the sailer man got into a fight with Chuck Norris. That is how he developed his Speach impediment.

Rated 3.5/5 (6 Votes)

Chuck Norris can skip a rock across the Pacific Ocean.

Rated 3.38/5 (8 Votes)

Tsunamis are created by Chuck Norris practicing round house kicks on the beach.

Rated 4/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris invented the Olympic Games in hopes of finding a worthy opponent.

Rated 3.92/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can do a backflip on a pogo stick on the top of a smart car while traveling at 60 mph.

Rated 3.4/5 (5 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes to the airport he never brings his boarding pass or ID.

Rated 2/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris only uses his saliva as a chaser.

Rated 2.18/5 (11 Votes)

When Chuck Norris goes to a strip club the dancers pay him to have him watch.

Rated 3.86/5 (14 Votes)
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