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Big Foot is in hiding because he owes Chuck Norris money from a poker game.

Rated 3.43/5 (7 Votes)

Chuck Norris could win the Daytona 500 on a moped without making a single pit stop.

Rated 3/5 (8 Votes)

To Chuck Norris three lefts do not make a right. They make three lefts.

Rated 2.6/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris could win a sailboat race on a windless day by consectutively roundhouse kicking behind the sails.

Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris can Achieve light speed while doing michael jacksons' moonwalk.

Rated 3.44/5 (16 Votes)

When Chuck Norris enters a rodeo the bull has to try and last 8 seconds.

Rated 4.07/5 (29 Votes)

Once Chuck Norris, 2 PAC, and Kimbo Slice were having a backyard BBQ. Kimbo kept taunting Chuck to punch him in the jaw. His beard was the only thing that saved his life. When 2 PAC tried to intervene, well.....no one really knows what happened.

Rated 2.54/5 (13 Votes)

Ron Jeremy learned his "one secret trick for a bigger penis" from Chuck Norris.

Rated 2.08/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't pull his weeds. He pushes them back down where they came from.

Rated 3.83/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris once smoked asbestos and snorted anthrax to win a 5$ bet.

Rated 3.29/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris won the Daytona 500 using Fred Flinstone's car. It only took him 250 laps.

Rated 3.24/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris barefoot skis by simply running and jumping into a lake and hydroplaning to the other side.

Rated 3.22/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris puts a straight jacket on when its cold.

Rated 2.44/5 (18 Votes)

The bald eagle is not extinct because it promised Chuck Norris that it would shave its head, and all of its defendants, if he allowed him to live.

Rated 2/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Noris is able to haggle with a Saturn car salesmen to lower the price.

Rated 2.91/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris has his own dating website.

Rated 2.53/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't get lost. The Earth just reorients itself to his location.

Rated 4.12/5 (34 Votes)

Chuck Norris punched a beaver once. It's now called the platypus.

Rated 3.94/5 (17 Votes)

People say if you go to the moon, you'll see foot prints of past astronuats. When Neil Amstrong went to the moon, he saw a foot print of Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.54/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris's favorite bedtime story is the script from "Rambo, first blood".

Rated 3.47/5 (17 Votes)
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