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Chuck Norris once married his imaginary girlfriend. They then had children. The results were complex.

Rated 2.53/5 (17 Votes)

Car manufacturers crash test their cars by launching them at Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.89/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris was sitting in a lawn chair, smoking a cigar & chugging a fifth of Goldschläger when he zoomed by Felix Baumgartner on the way down.

Rated 3.38/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesnt go to a casino for gambling, he goes for winning.

Rated 3.83/5 (18 Votes)

When Chuck Norris laughs in the face of danger, its usally when he is doing dangers wife!

Rated 2/5 (11 Votes)

When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do NOT pass Go, you do NOT collect $200; hell, you're lucky if you make it out alive!

Rated 2.54/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't die, he just visits God for a cup of immortality.

Rated 3.33/5 (15 Votes)

Canada didn't get sovereinty by asking for it. They have Chuck Norris negotiate with the British.

Rated 2.31/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris once ate a nuclear weapon... after 25 miniature explosions......he finally burped.

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When Chuck Norris "cry's" hes just sweating from his last kill.

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Yey, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil... because Chuck Norris walked through it first.

Rated 3.22/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris is so crazy he punched your momma jokes in the face.

Rated 2.06/5 (18 Votes)

Inside the warhead of a nuclear missile, there is a tiny little 0.1 oz can marked "whoop ass". it contains a milligram of Chuck Norris.

Rated 3/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris likes to do the limbo with barbed wire.

Rated 3.65/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris uses a shotgun for a blow dryer.

Rated 3.93/5 (29 Votes)

Chuck Norris can detect land mines with his balls. They're steel. And magnetic.

Rated 2.46/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris can squeeze a charcoal briquette between his butt cheeks and make a diamond.

Rated 3.58/5 (26 Votes)

Chuck Norris can start a campfire with a 9V battery and the steel wool from his balls.

Rated 3.06/5 (31 Votes)

Athletes get Chuck Norris foot.

Rated 3.78/5 (32 Votes)

When Chuck Norris has a stroke he gives it to someone else.

Rated 2.74/5 (23 Votes)
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