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It's safer to tickle a grizzly bear in the ass with a short stick than mess with Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.34/5 (32 Votes)

The movie Anaconda was filmed in Chuck Norris's pants!

Rated 2.97/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris squeezes turnips from blood.

Rated 3.38/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.

Rated 3.7/5 (478 Votes)

The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.

Rated 4.1/5 (221 Votes)

Charles Schultz died because Charlie Brown had Chuck's name.

Rated 3/5 (8 Votes)

If you've ever wanted to see an unstoppable force meet an immovable object, just watch Chuck Norris punch himself.

Rated 3.87/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't just break wind...He ANNIHILATES it.

Rated 3.86/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can find his way around using Apple Maps.

Rated 3.69/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris has won every game of Bingo and Yahtzee he has ever played. He has never said either word.

Rated 3.33/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris can freeze fire.

Rated 4.06/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes his profits by investing in Enron.

Rated 3.25/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris has an iPhone 19, but says it's too last year.

Rated 3.88/5 (8 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats iPhones and calls people with a piece of fruit. He doesn't care he's using the wrong apple for the wrong thing.

Rated 3.82/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris has all of the friends on Facebook.

Rated 3/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris can beat a man to death with his own corpse.

Rated 3.93/5 (15 Votes)

The South will not rise again. Chuck Norris doesn't want it to.

Rated 2.7/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris can push open doors labelled "PULL".

Rated 4.1/5 (111 Votes)

Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "funeral".

Rated 4.05/5 (22 Votes)

The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is his clone... on steroids.

Rated 3.35/5 (17 Votes)
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