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Chuck Norris sucks blood from a vampire.
Rated 4.11/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris once ate a glass of milk.
Rated 3.4/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris always wins Paper, Rock, Scissors. Using his feet.
Rated 4.06/5 (18 Votes)
Why hasn't a video game been made about Chuck Norris? Simple: nobody controls Chuck Norris.
Rated 4.17/5 (249 Votes)
Time doesn't fly when Chuck Norris is having fun.
Rated 3.76/5 (17 Votes)
When Chuck Norris plays minecraft he collects bedrock with a creepers face.
Rated 2.89/5 (18 Votes)
If Chuck Norris joined the military, he would NOT raise his right hand to swear in. The military would raise theres to swear in for him.
Rated 2.77/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris can step on legos and not cry about it.
Rated 2.56/5 (18 Votes)
Legos step on Chuck Norris and cry.
Rated 2.67/5 (9 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't need a spacesuit, he can breathe on the moon.
Rated 3.18/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris was once writing his autobiography. It is today known as the Guinness Book Of World Records.
Rated 4/5 (38 Votes)
So far, genealogists have only be able to trace Chuck Norris' ancestry back to Ivan the Terrible.
Rated 3.71/5 (17 Votes)
Chuck Norris never lost his virginity...he never loses anything!
Rated 3.59/5 (22 Votes)
Chuck Norris didn't cry when Mufasa died!
Rated 3/5 (11 Votes)
It took Harry 198 chapters to kill Voldemort, Chuck Norris would have done it in 1!
Rated 3.26/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris completed The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim in 10 minutes. 9 of those minutes were of him shooting arrows into knees.
Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)
Chuck Norris can shampoo with conditioner.
Rated 2.83/5 (18 Votes)
Chuck Norris once recreated the Heavens and the Earth on Minecraft. It took him a day, so he took the rest of the week off.
Rated 2.76/5 (17 Votes)
The first super computer was built from the chip on Chuck Norris' shoulder.
Rated 3.57/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris beat the highlander in a sword fight that's why there can be only one.
Rated 3.55/5 (11 Votes)