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Chuck Norris sucks blood from a vampire.

Rated 4.11/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris once ate a glass of milk.

Rated 3.4/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris always wins Paper, Rock, Scissors. Using his feet.

Rated 4.11/5 (19 Votes)

Why hasn't a video game been made about Chuck Norris? Simple: nobody controls Chuck Norris.

Rated 4.08/5 (287 Votes)

Time doesn't fly when Chuck Norris is having fun.

Rated 3.76/5 (17 Votes)

When Chuck Norris plays minecraft he collects bedrock with a creepers face.

Rated 2.89/5 (18 Votes)

If Chuck Norris joined the military, he would NOT raise his right hand to swear in. The military would raise theres to swear in for him.

Rated 2.77/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris can step on legos and not cry about it.

Rated 2.56/5 (18 Votes)

Legos step on Chuck Norris and cry.

Rated 2.67/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't need a spacesuit, he can breathe on the moon.

Rated 3.18/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris was once writing his autobiography. It is today known as the Guinness Book Of World Records.

Rated 4/5 (39 Votes)

So far, genealogists have only be able to trace Chuck Norris' ancestry back to Ivan the Terrible.

Rated 3.71/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris never lost his virginity...he never loses anything!

Rated 3.59/5 (22 Votes)

Chuck Norris didn't cry when Mufasa died!

Rated 2.83/5 (12 Votes)

It took Harry 198 chapters to kill Voldemort, Chuck Norris would have done it in 1!

Rated 3.26/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris completed The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim in 10 minutes. 9 of those minutes were of him shooting arrows into knees.

Rated 3.31/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris can shampoo with conditioner.

Rated 2.83/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris once recreated the Heavens and the Earth on Minecraft. It took him a day, so he took the rest of the week off.

Rated 2.76/5 (17 Votes)

The first super computer was built from the chip on Chuck Norris' shoulder.

Rated 3.57/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris beat the highlander in a sword fight that's why there can be only one.

Rated 3.55/5 (11 Votes)
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