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Chuck Norris can pdf print on both sides.
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The Kool-Aid Pitcher Man once burst through Chuck Norris' livingroom wall and said, "Oh Nooooo!".
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Chuck Norris can kick your balls into squares.
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At a recent job interview, Chuck was asked where he sees himself in 5 years. Chuck replied, "sitting in your chair, at your desk, living in your house, banging your wife, with your kids calling me daddy".....Chuck got the job....
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Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.
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Chuck Norris made Obama care.
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Chuck Norris reads the chair of contents.
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Chuck Norris once hosted Saturday night live, but no one had the guts to laugh at him.
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Chuck Norris burns calories by throwing fat kids into fires.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wake up with morning wood, he wakes up with morning steel.
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Chuck Norris once robbed a gun store with a knife.
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Chuck Norris can write infinity in number form.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.".
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Chuck Norris was considered as a contestant on "Celebrity Apprentice" but was rejected because there would only be one episode.
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Chuck Norris tenderizes his beef while it's still alive.
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When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the Doctor and caught a taxi home.
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If you posion Chuck Norris he spits it in your eye.
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IRS pays tax to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats cereal... killers.
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When Chuck Norris blinks he starts an avalenche.
Rated 2.6/5 (10 Votes)