Chuck Norris Jokes Home

Full List of Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Top 100 Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Random Chuck Norris Joke (Fact)

Newest Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)

Submit a Chuck Norris Joke (Fact)

BecauseMerica.com

Browse Through Our Collection of 5,191 Chuck Norris Jokes

Browse through our full list of Chuck Norris Facts...
(listed from oldest to newest)

Chuck Norris can pdf print on both sides.

Rated 1.77/5 (13 Votes)

The Kool-Aid Pitcher Man once burst through Chuck Norris' livingroom wall and said, "Oh Nooooo!".

Rated 4.11/5 (27 Votes)

Chuck Norris can kick your balls into squares.

Rated 4.04/5 (23 Votes)

At a recent job interview, Chuck was asked where he sees himself in 5 years. Chuck replied, "sitting in your chair, at your desk, living in your house, banging your wife, with your kids calling me daddy".....Chuck got the job....

Rated 4.06/5 (35 Votes)

Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

Rated 3.08/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris made Obama care.

Rated 2.63/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris reads the chair of contents.

Rated 2.71/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris once hosted Saturday night live, but no one had the guts to laugh at him.

Rated 4.11/5 (18 Votes)

Chuck Norris burns calories by throwing fat kids into fires.

Rated 3.97/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't wake up with morning wood, he wakes up with morning steel.

Rated 4.07/5 (41 Votes)

Chuck Norris once robbed a gun store with a knife.

Rated 4/5 (248 Votes)

Chuck Norris can write infinity in number form.

Rated 4.11/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch.".

Rated 4/5 (17 Votes)

Chuck Norris was considered as a contestant on "Celebrity Apprentice" but was rejected because there would only be one episode.

Rated 3.37/5 (19 Votes)

Chuck Norris tenderizes his beef while it's still alive.

Rated 3.97/5 (37 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the Doctor and caught a taxi home.

Rated 3.43/5 (21 Votes)

If you posion Chuck Norris he spits it in your eye.

Rated 2.9/5 (10 Votes)

IRS pays tax to Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.38/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris eats cereal... killers.

Rated 3.63/5 (16 Votes)

When Chuck Norris blinks he starts an avalenche.

Rated 2.6/5 (10 Votes)
[First Page] [Prev] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 [Next] [Last Page]