Browse Through Our Collection of 5,191 Chuck Norris Jokes
Browse through our full list of Chuck Norris Facts...
(listed from oldest to newest)
MC Hammer let Chuck Norris touch it.
Rated 3.15/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris doesn't think its ironic....he knows it is.
Rated 3.82/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris can stab you with a worm.
Rated 3.42/5 (12 Votes)
Chuck uses shoes not to protect his feet, but to save the street.
Rated 3.33/5 (12 Votes)
Instead of costly tattoo removal , have Chuck stare it down.
Rated 2.8/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris robbed a bank blindfolded.
Rated 3.17/5 (6 Votes)
The only reason Thor is the god of lightning is because Chuck Norris stole his thunder.
Rated 4.05/5 (19 Votes)
Chuck Norris' computer keyboard doesn't need a CTRL key because Chuck Norris is always in control.
Rated 3.92/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually.
Rated 3.46/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.
Rated 4.02/5 (2026 Votes)
When Chuck Norris gets off of a plane he holds up a cardboard sign with the limo drivers name. Ironically, they didn't know he was coming.
Rated 2.62/5 (13 Votes)
Chuck Norris enjoys playing the egg toss game at picnics. To give everyone else a chance he always plays without a partner. He wins anyway.
Rated 3.8/5 (10 Votes)
Chuck Norris answers your question before you have one.
Rated 3.88/5 (8 Votes)
Chuck Norris stalks pedo bear.
Rated 3.64/5 (11 Votes)
Chuck Norris went into a maze... the maze got lost.
Rated 4.09/5 (32 Votes)
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Rated 3.64/5 (14 Votes)
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Rated 4.08/5 (38 Votes)
Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.
Rated 4.12/5 (57 Votes)
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Rated 4.3/5 (1610 Votes)
Chuck Norris scared a squid and it dropped a pen.
Rated 2.5/5 (10 Votes)