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MC Hammer let Chuck Norris touch it.

Rated 3.15/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't think its ironic....he knows it is.

Rated 3.82/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris can stab you with a worm.

Rated 3.42/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck uses shoes not to protect his feet, but to save the street.

Rated 3.33/5 (12 Votes)

Instead of costly tattoo removal , have Chuck stare it down.

Rated 2.8/5 (10 Votes)

Chuck Norris robbed a bank blindfolded.

Rated 3.17/5 (6 Votes)

The only reason Thor is the god of lightning is because Chuck Norris stole his thunder.

Rated 4/5 (20 Votes)

Chuck Norris' computer keyboard doesn't need a CTRL key because Chuck Norris is always in control.

Rated 3.93/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually.

Rated 3.29/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline.

Rated 4.02/5 (2032 Votes)

When Chuck Norris gets off of a plane he holds up a cardboard sign with the limo drivers name. Ironically, they didn't know he was coming.

Rated 2.57/5 (14 Votes)

Chuck Norris enjoys playing the egg toss game at picnics. To give everyone else a chance he always plays without a partner. He wins anyway.

Rated 3.82/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris answers your question before you have one.

Rated 3.89/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris stalks pedo bear.

Rated 3.64/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris went into a maze... the maze got lost.

Rated 4.12/5 (33 Votes)

Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.

Rated 3.53/5 (15 Votes)

Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.

Rated 4.1/5 (39 Votes)

Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a warning shot.

Rated 4.12/5 (57 Votes)

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

Rated 4.13/5 (1745 Votes)

Chuck Norris scared a squid and it dropped a pen.

Rated 2.36/5 (11 Votes)
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