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What does Chuck Norris and Santa do the same? Eat your cookies.
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They say the world will end my the sun exploding within a billion years.
Apperantly, Chuck Norris can spit on the sun and freeze all our asses
anytime any freaking day !
Rated 2.24/5 (41 Votes)
Chuck Norris has so much game he pimps pimps.
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People say Britany Spears has gone crazy. Its not her fault.
Chuck Norris is the only thing on her mind.
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When Chuck Norris yells timber, everything falls.
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Q:Why is there hell?
A:Because the devil is too scared to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is the secret ingredient in Viagra.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potato sacks.
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Chuck Norris can breath in space
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Chuck Norris is like a phoenix. When he does explode in flaming glory, another Chuck Norris will rise from his ashes.
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The main ingredient for EVERY energy drink is Chuck Norris sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel, the destination comes to him..
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Real men wear pink. Chuck Norris wears blood.
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Tom Selleck is Chuck Norris' number one fan.
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On earth day Chuck Norris planted shavings from his beard, the trees grew and became mighty. We call it the redwood forest.
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The doctor who tried to deliver Chuck Norris was roundhouse kicked in
the face. Chuck Norris then said, "No one delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck
Rated 3.55/5 (58 Votes)
MacGyver can build an airplane out of paper clips and gum. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
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Michael Jackson did not get surgery. He got round house kicked by Chuck Norris.
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The dinosaurs became extinct because Chuck Norris said so.
Rated 3.15/5 (40 Votes)
Chuck Norris is the only person to go to the running of the bulls ....and WALK!!
Rated 3.57/5 (46 Votes)