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What does Chuck Norris and Santa do the same? Eat your cookies.

Rated 3.16/5 (45 Votes)

They say the world will end my the sun exploding within a billion years. Apperantly, Chuck Norris can spit on the sun and freeze all our asses anytime any freaking day !

Rated 2.16/5 (45 Votes)

Chuck Norris has so much game he pimps pimps.

Rated 3.3/5 (43 Votes)

People say Britany Spears has gone crazy. Its not her fault. Chuck Norris is the only thing on her mind.

Rated 2.35/5 (43 Votes)

When Chuck Norris yells timber, everything falls.

Rated 3.74/5 (74 Votes)

Q:Why is there hell? A:Because the devil is too scared to live on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.33/5 (61 Votes)

Chuck Norris' sweat is the secret ingredient in Viagra.

Rated 3.28/5 (53 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potato sacks.

Rated 4.1/5 (2198 Votes)

Chuck Norris can breath in space

Rated 3.54/5 (67 Votes)

Chuck Norris is like a phoenix. When he does explode in flaming glory, another Chuck Norris will rise from his ashes.

Rated 3.28/5 (36 Votes)

The main ingredient for EVERY energy drink is Chuck Norris sweat.

Rated 2.83/5 (40 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't travel, the destination comes to him..

Rated 3.52/5 (52 Votes)

Real men wear pink. Chuck Norris wears blood.

Rated 3.49/5 (69 Votes)

Tom Selleck is Chuck Norris' number one fan.

Rated 2.84/5 (38 Votes)

On earth day Chuck Norris planted shavings from his beard, the trees grew and became mighty. We call it the redwood forest.

Rated 3.26/5 (43 Votes)

The doctor who tried to deliver Chuck Norris was roundhouse kicked in the face. Chuck Norris then said, "No one delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris."

Rated 3.4/5 (62 Votes)

MacGyver can build an airplane out of paper clips and gum. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Rated 3.35/5 (74 Votes)

Michael Jackson did not get surgery. He got round house kicked by Chuck Norris.

Rated 3.52/5 (65 Votes)

The dinosaurs became extinct because Chuck Norris said so.

Rated 3/5 (43 Votes)

Chuck Norris is the only person to go to the running of the bulls ....and WALK!!

Rated 3.41/5 (49 Votes)
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