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Chuck Norris can taste all 97 flavors of pepsi.

Rated 3.44/5 (18 Votes)

There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was quickly renamed because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Rated 3.73/5 (15 Votes)

Once someone tried to shoot Chuck Norris in the heart. He didn't die, because he doesn't have a heart.

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When Chuck Norris' fever broke, Global Warming was Solved.

Rated 3.5/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up.

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Chuck Norris made The Stig from TopGear Talk.

Rated 3.44/5 (9 Votes)

Chuck Norris made Stephen Hawking Run for his life.

Rated 3.92/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris never attended recess in grade school, because Chuck Norris doesn't play.

Rated 3.91/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris has Android on his iphone 5.

Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris wasn't born. He willed himself into existence.

Rated 3.94/5 (50 Votes)

Chuck Norris DOES know how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie pop.

Rated 3.67/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris drinks his beer warm.

Rated 2.33/5 (12 Votes)

Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Jean Claude Van Damme. There were 3 hits. Chuck hitting Van Damme, Van Damme hitting the floor, and the ambulance hitting 90, trying to get Van Damme to the hospital in time.

Rated 3.91/5 (44 Votes)

Chuck Norris can make his shadow cry.

Rated 3.38/5 (16 Votes)

Chuck Norris makes sugar out of vinegar.

Rated 3.74/5 (23 Votes)

Chuck Norris started the London fire by playing one round of bloody knuckles... with himself.

Rated 2.91/5 (11 Votes)

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He roundhouse kicks it to the face.

Rated 3.31/5 (13 Votes)

Chuck Norris' computer does not dare display the Blue screen of death when it crashes. It prompts Chuck Norris for the acceptable mean of handling the problem.

Rated 3.79/5 (24 Votes)

Chuck Norris CAN make IKEA furniture last.

Rated 2.4/5 (10 Votes)

The 4 Horsemen of the Apocolypse live in Chuck Norris' hand.

Rated 3.6/5 (10 Votes)
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